The internet is such a wonderful thing. You could be chatting away on Facebook or twitter then all of a sudden someone posts a link to a blog or website (hopeful mine) and in one simple click you are whisked away to a new site to explore and tell your friends about. Today that happened to me and this whole blog post is inspired by it…
Top 10 Things That Look Like Ducks
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best Duck Jokes
Puddle that looks like a duck
10 – Splash like a duck inside the duck shaped slash!
Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!
Banana that looks like a duck
9 – The Duckanana
Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups
Cloud that looks like a duck
8 – It has got so bad I see duck everywhere I look!
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Adamite on Smithsonite that looks like a duck
7 – “Lets cross the road love, that duck looks rock hard!”
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Hand soap dispenser that looks like a duck
6 – Make sure you wash your hands with duck spit before dinner!!!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Flower that looks like a duck
5 – “Smell my beak!”
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
A potato that looks like a duck
4 – “Spuds and ducks for dinner tonight!”
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Dog fur that looks like a duck
3 – He was always a fan of the old Duck Hunt game, and we never knew why!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
A Tomato that looks like a duck
2 – Rubber duckie, you salad time so much fun!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
A Yorkshire pudding that looks like a duck
1 – “It’s quackers up north!”
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!