Some cats are cute, happy, lovable creatures that enjoy nothing more than a bit of human contact. But here are some cats that are definitely not people pets. Some scratch, some hiss and some even bite!!! It there was a prison for these cat’s they would be in it, they would be known as…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Links Between Prison and Work
10 – “It’s a stitch up I tell you, that dog planted that poop in your slipper.”
In prison, you spend your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
9 – “I have heard of doing bird, but this is something else!”
In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
8 – “You think this prison of plastic will hold me? …oh, seems it does.”
In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work, they are called managers.
7 – “I’ve done more time in here than you have been born boy, now move along!”
In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
6 – “Come on a governor, I know you can slip me in a little catnip!”
In prison, you get your own toilet.
At work, you have to share.
5 – “You might think you have won, but time is my immortal friend and revenge my brother.”
In prison, you can watch TV and play games.
At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
4 – “It was worth it, the look on their face when they saw what I did to the dog.”
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
3 – “There isn’t a prison on earth that can hold me!”
In prison, you get time off for good behaviour.
At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
2 – “I told them they would pay for getting me cheap brand cat food, I TOLD THEM ALL!”
In prison, you get three meals a day.
At work, you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it..
1 – “LET ME OUT OF HERE, I AM INNOCENT I TELLS YA!!!”
In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
At work, you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.