It is so wrong to do things to our pets for our own personal amusement? I am not talking about anything cruel, just things like putting things over the top of them while they sleep and placing silly glasses on them. That can’t be considered cruel right? Not when it looks this funny…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Jokes About Glasses and Sight
10 – “LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BONE!!!”
Q – Where is the eye located?
A – Between the H and the J.
9 – “Help me! Everytime I bark hard my eyes fall out!”
Q – What did the lens’s say to the policeman?
A – I’ve been framed officer
8 – “Yeah, yeah laugh it up human, because tonight I will poop in your slippers!”
Q – What did the right eye say to the left eye?
A – Between you and me, there’s something that smells around here!
7 – “Why are you laughing at me?!? The cat said that they made me look sexy!”
Q – What did the mummy contact lens say to the naughty child contact lens??
A – I’ve had enough, go and sit in the cornea!
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6 – “….WOW! It is like I can see the whole World in front of me!”
Q – What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A – A fsh
5 – The Googly twin might have looked silly, but they could still give a nasty nip.
Q – What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
A – Doyoufinkhesaurus Rex
4 – “My feet are MASSIVE! Have you seen this? I’m like a tiger!”
Q – What do you call a blind stag?
A – No Eye-Deer
3 – “I knew I should have gone to specsavers.”
Patent: I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee
Optician: Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?
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2 – “If you think this is funny you should know what I was licking before your face!”
Q – What music do opticians listen to?
A – itunes
1 – “Look into my eyes …3…2…1 you’re under. Now drop the biscuit!”
“Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!”
“You certainly do, ma’am. This is a barber shop.”
