You know what it’s like: You really need to go to the loo and there seems to be no toilet in sight for some reason or another. Do you go full on nature life and go in the woods or bushes, or do you could quickly throw a royal throne together? These ten people did the latter…
10 – The Toilet Circle Fire Pit
If you have 8 spare toilets and 8 friends then you can build yourself a truly weird drinking circle complete with a fire pit. I’m guessing the toilets are more for furniture than actual use. But you know someone will try to use one when drunk.
9 – Pure Luxury While Watching TV
You know those times when you are really getting into the movie, but really need the loo so you have to wait until the break so you won’t miss anything. Well, this is a thing of the past as you could just go in your chair while you watch TV!
8 – The Toilet Car
Every once in a while we are all blessed with something amazing; well, this homemade toilet is one of those times. It amazes me how creative some people can be, especially when it’s something such as creating a toilet.
7 – Take it Where Ever You Go
After squatting over a patch of grass, this toilet seat that attaches to the back of your car is the next step up in the evolution of evacuating your bowls. As far as I know, this is actually a product you can buy. Just don’t use it when the driver is in the car as you know what’s going to happen. At least it’s portable I guess.
6 – The Bro Pad Toilet
If you’re going to take a number 2 you might as well do it in comfort. Which begs the question: Why are toilets just porcelain bowls with plastic seats? You would think that over the years they would have evolved into something more comfortable.
5 – So That’s What Happened to my Garden Chair
Now, this garden-furniture-styled-toilet would be far too much effort for me. I mean, how do you even cut through the plastic? I love the fact that whoever took the picture took the time to make sure to get a toilet roll in the shot as well just in case someone mistake the toilet as something else.
4 – The Ultimate Builders Toilet
At one point in everyone’s life they need to steal a traffic cone while drunk – it’s the right of passage. But at no point has anyone stolen one for the intention of creating a toilet with it! It’s kind of genius when you look at it as the cone is going through the floor and the end will probably be cut off, which is a good job really.
3 – Anyone Have A Spare Chair?
If your toilet seat breaks or becomes detached it is usually down to the fact that it’s cheap and you didn’t want to splash out on a decent seat and you opted for one of those paper-thin plastic ones. You might as well take the bottom out of a chair, tape that toilet seat to it, and slap it on the top of the toilet in a true DIY style.
2 – The MacGyver Fix
If you have massive hands or you are heavy-handed then you may have snapped the handle clean of your toilet and everyone knows that a toilet without a handle is rendered useless. But if you have a twig spare and some twine then you can fix it in true MacGyver fashion. At least it makes it work again I guess.
1 – The Garden Toilet
This homemade toilet is as primitive as it gets. In fact, it’s probably where Max Cavalera got the idea from when writing the song “Back to the Primitive” (see if any of you get that). People always say that simplicity is the best and by looking at the design the toilet is the definition of simplistic so it’s got that going for it.