Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats



I was watching a program on snake owners on TV last night and one thing I didn’t quite understand is that they talked about each snake having its own personality and style. Surly most snakes are the same! But it turns out they are all different their own little scally lives. You just need to see snakes wearing hats to see their personalities shine through…

 


Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats

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Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Steampunk Hat

10 – “When I goto Steampunk parties I always go in full dress code”

Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Fly as a Hat

9 – “Why does my hat keep buzzing?”

Q: What is a snakes favourite dance?
A: The Mamba

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Parade Hat

8 – “I’m off out sssshopping, the sssales are on you know!”

Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Mexican Hat

7 – “Have you seen my Poncho?”

Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Birthday hat

6 – “Where isssss the candlessss?”

Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Top Hat

5 – “I’m off to the sssummer ball good man, don’t wait up.”

Q: What’s a snake’s favourite school subject?
A: Math, because it’s an adder!

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Straw Hat

4 – “This is my new Eassster hat, it was on sale.”

Q: What is a snake’s favourite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Fez

3 – “I found this fez on the floor of a strip club!”…”Its a what?!?”

Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Cow-boy hat

2 – “You don’t wake a sleepin’ rattler!”

Q: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
A: Because the adder, adder handkerchief !

Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
Snake Wearing a Bowler Hat

1 – “Good day to you good sssssssir.”

Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull!

14 thoughts on “Top 10 Images of Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats”

  1. *LOL* Love the B-Adder line, and it is good to hear you enjoyed them in their silly hats, now we just need spiders in slippers and funny glasses and the world would be a safer place!

  2. I really don’t like snakes, but some of those look almost approachable with their sssilly hats on. Love the jokes, the b-adder the better.

  3. Ha! Good one, Russell. The Caturday posts are my favorites, but this one comes close. Numbers 2 & 7 are my favorites. I look forward with anticipation to each new Top Ten — keep ’em coming! And thanks for the entertainment and often enlightenment.

  4. I love #3, the caption really says it all! I’m not big on snakes, but I have to admit, they are cute in hats. Now show me a snake in Barbie boots!

  5. You have a “corrupt scaly soul!” I knew you had a darker side. I blame those toy plastic snakes that you had to hold their tail for them to wiggle around.

  6. I do not like snakes because they slither and crawl. I have dreams of them on the floor and up on the wall. I fear the anaconda will strike and swallow me whole. Eating all of me including my corrupt scaly soul.

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