It’s not just cats who are a curious animal, cows can be just as curious. Sadly this also means that much like cats getting stuck in things due to their curiosity cows also do the same. These ten poor cows have ventured into things they shouldn’t and put their heads in the strangest of places…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Bad Cow Jokes
10 – When Daisy tried to clean her hair in a washing machine things didn’t very well at all.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
9 – “I’m telling you there is someone in here!”…”…’Hello’…..’hello’ see! Echo who now”
Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
8 – “OK I know this looks bad but it all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t….”
Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.
7 – “It all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t copy this picture of a cow with….”
Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
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6 – “It all started with Karen over in field 2 saying how much greener their grass was!”
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.
5 – “You lie, Brenda, there are no magical fairy’s in here!”
Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.
4 – “You think this is strange you should see the truck that hit me!”
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
3 – “I have no idea what happened here but…THAT….is what I call a party!!!”
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
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2 – DIY cow is not happy with all the people taking pictures of him while he works.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
1 – “Stop staring at me Tracy and get in the car!”
Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry
