Have you ever been in a field full of cows and suddenly they start to follow you? You see, cows seem to have a naturally curious side to them. But this blog post is more about why they follow us. Are cows really naturally curious or are they just a little bit daft? I personally think it is the latter and I intend to prove it as I bring you…
Top 10 Images of Cows with Their Heads Stuck
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Bad Cow Jokes
10 – When Daisy tried to clean her hair in a washing machine things didn’t very well at all.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
9 – “I’m telling you there is someone in here!”…”…’Hello’…..’hello’ see! Echo who now”
Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
8 – “OK I know this looks bad but it all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t….”
Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.
7 – “It all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t copy this picture of a cow with….”
Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
6 – “It all started with Karen over in field 2 saying how much greener their grass was!”
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.
5 – “You lie, Brenda, there are no magical fairy’s in here!”
Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
4 – “You think this is strange you should see the truck that hit me!”
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
3 – “I have no idea what happened here but…THAT….is what I call a party!!!”
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
2 – DIY cow is not happy with all the people taking pictures of him while he works.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
1 – “Stop staring at me Tracy and get in the car!”
Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry