Ten Poor Cows Who Have Managed to Get Their Heads Stuck

It’s not just cats who are a curious animal, cows can be just as curious. Sadly this also means that much like cats getting stuck in things due to their curiosity cows also do the same. These ten poor cows have ventured into things they shouldn’t and put their heads in the strangest of places…

 


Ten Poor Cows Who Have Managed to Get Their Heads Stuck

BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Bad Cow Jokes


 

Cow with head stuck in washing machine
Cow with head stuck in washing machine

10 – When Daisy tried to clean her hair in a washing machine things didn’t very well at all.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

Cow with head stuck in metal grain pipe
Cow with head stuck in metal grain pipe

9 – “I’m telling you there is someone in here!”…”…’Hello’…..’hello’ see! Echo who now”

Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Cow with head stuck in concrete support stand
Cow with head stuck in concrete support stand

8 – “OK I know this looks bad but it all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t….”

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Cow with head stuck in steel support stand
Cow with head stuck in steel support stand

7 – “It all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t copy this picture of a cow with….”

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Cow with head stuck in metal gate
Cow with head stuck in metal gate

6 – “It all started with Karen over in field 2 saying how much greener their grass was!”

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Cow with head stuck in a tree
Cow with head stuck in a tree

5 – “You lie, Brenda, there are no magical fairy’s in here!”

Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.

Cow with head stuck in tractor tyre
Cow with head stuck in tractor tyre

4 – “You think this is strange you should see the truck that hit me!”

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Cow with head stuck in plastic patio chair
Cow with head stuck in plastic patio chair

3 – “I have no idea what happened here but…THAT….is what I call a party!!!”

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.

Cow with head stuck in a wooden ladder
Cow with head stuck in a wooden ladder

2 – DIY cow is not happy with all the people taking pictures of him while he works.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Cow with head stuck on toy car
Cow with head stuck on toy car

1 – “Stop staring at me Tracy and get in the car!”

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

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