Top 10 Images of Laughing Horses

I am ashamed to admit this, but I once joined a horse riding club just so I could get to meet a girl who worked there. I didn’t really mind horses, I just didn’t have any real want or need to learn to ride one. And on my first day, on the first hour, of the first ever time I was going to mount a horse the horrible thing bolted and threw me off it’s back like I was a meat pillow and even worse I went straight into the mud and sadly the feet of the girl I wanted to meet. She was not impressed and nor was I, but I swear that the horse started not winking, not smiling, but full on laughing at me! So was I going mad or can horses really laugh?!? So grab a saddle and ‘mount up’ as we take a look at…


Top 10 Images of Laughing Horses

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Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

10 – “What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?…A zebra!”

Q: Did you hear about the depressed horse?
A: He told a tale of whoa!

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

9 – “When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!”

Q: What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
A: Neighbours

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

8 – “What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?…A horse is walking around in his socks!”

Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?
A: The outside

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

7 – “What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?…A tale of WHOA!”

Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

6 – “What part of the horse has the most hair?…The outside!!!”

Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: He always said Neigh!

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

5 – “Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” by Major Bumsore?”

Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

4 – “What’s a horse’s favourite sport?…Stable Tennis!”

Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

3 – “What horses can jump higher than a house?…All of them, houses don’t jump!”

Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

2 – “Why did the horse go behind the tree?…To change his jockeys!”

Q: Where do horses shop for clothes?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Laughing Horse
Laughing Horse

1 – …and then once you had thrown him into the mud, he look up and said ‘Fancy a date?’

Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

101 thoughts on “Top 10 Images of Laughing Horses”

  1. Hi Russell, unfortunately no. I wish I did. Pity there were no cameras or cellphones back then. I never even had a camera. I just have ordinary photos of me riding her. Not to worry, your top 10 horses smiles brought it all back for me 🙂

  2. I taught my horse to do a “Donny Osmond” smile. This was back in the days of the Donny and Marie Show, and I wasn’t a fan 🙂

  3. These pictures were hilarious. The horses sure seem to be having a good time. It made me smile what you did to try and meet a girl. I have found that you usually find the person you are meant to be with when you least expect it. Just when you have given up or stopped looking there they are!

  4. I love the one where the girl and the horse are both laughing – kindred spirits.

  5. Reblogged this on Diaries of a teenage dreamer and commented: This honestly made my day:)

  6. I do have a house! 😉 but I don’t have a horse. I grew up smack in the middle of thorobred country (Kentucky) but my mom was afraid if she let me ride, the horse might kill me or something. So, I never had lessons but that didn’t keep me from riding the few times the opportunity came up!

  7. Okay number 1 was easily the best. Definitely looks like it was a good joke. I dare anybody to not smile after they see that pic.

  8. Horses know when you’re not serious and will call you on it. 😉 … I have a lovely shot of my horse hamming it up for the camera. He’s a constant source of amusement. 🙂 … Thanks for sharing this.

  9. My dad had a Clydesdale who would very slowly inhale while being saddled and let it all out in a big puff as soon as he was mounted. Whenever he did manage to get him properly saddled and mounted, he was large enough to try to scrape Dad off of him out the barn door. And, yes, he would laugh right in your face.

  10. To be honest all these posts relate to something going on in my brain or life at the time, it is my way of micro blogging as well as making us all laugh, including myself.

  11. Maybe I am getting too familiar with horses from my equestrian photography (www.stillwalks.photoshelter.com). My daughter rides and I love watching her and the horses but I wouldn’t get on one if you paid me!

  12. Loved it! And number 1. Perfect! They’re gorgeous animals, pretty scary for me, but still gorgeous

  13. You got the horse laugh from that noble beast. I love #1 but all of them are funny as well. You do come up with some interesting subjects, looks as if checking back in your past has really helped.

  14. Super cute. Horses were my favorite animal as a child. Thanks for sharing! =)

  15. I actually almost woke my baby laughing out loud when I saw the girl with the horse! .. oops. haha

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