Ten of the Worst Christmas Jumpers You Will Ever See

Christmas is a time of year when we all have to suffer from some of the worst clothing disasters we will see all year long. It’s not just females who like these fashion miscreations, you can also get a great range of Mens Christmas jumpers which are sure to make at least someone in the family smile. To be honest, it has been hard to pick just 10 of the very worst of them, but I think I’ve pulled it off (Much like these people should do with their jumpers)…



Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers

Birds of a Feather

I love Flamingos just as much as the next person, but not on my festive sweater! Or maybe if I lived in a really hot country that has Flamingos all year round I might come to appreciate it.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers

Mum Made

Strangely this guy has the exact same face I would have if I was wearing that knitted jumper! It seems that having too much festivity on your clothes can have a reverse effect of making the wearer feel happy.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers

Bright Lights

Any item of clothing with lights in it is an instant no, no at Christmas time. What if you accidentally fall into a big box of string lights, you might never be found again! As if the jumper on its own doesn’t draw enough attention anyway.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers

Sellers Special

If for whatever reason you have to want a really bad festive sweater, just head on over to ETSY because they really do have some of the worst you will ever see.

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Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers


Any jumper with a Christmas tree on it bigger than a few inches is an instant eye-sour. But what about one that is the length of the jumper, with lights and what looks like a pinny on the bottom!? Well, that one makes this list.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers


He might look happy on the outside by I would imagine that inside he is crying. Sorry for the bad picture, but it was just taken that way, but the jumper was just too ugly not to make this list or any other top 10 ugly Christmas sweater list.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers


Well if you are going to wear a jumper this Christmas why not just go clean over the top and out the ballpark! Yes, that really is a working train going around the outside, and a handy ladder to climb to you can see the loony wearing it.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers


Yes, this really is a jumper featuring a reindeer vomiting up a festive cheer! I’m sure this is someone’s idea of a joke, but the only joke is the person who is going to wear it. Very weird indeed.

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Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers

Tinsel Town

Just when I thought tinsel on a festive sweater made it look ugly comes to a whole jumper made of it! Not only is this over the top and beyond, but I would imagine it is rather itchy and scratchy for the wearer as well.

Top 10 Worst Christmas Jumpers

The Winner!

From the moment I saw this, I knew it would have to be my number one worst festive jumper. It’s over the top, painful to look at, but you just know someone has taken time and love to make this which makes anyone who wears it even worse.

Author: Gus Barge

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