Christmas is a time of year when we have to suffer from some of the worst clothing disasters we will see all year long.I am of course talking about the Christmas jumper and it has been hard to pick just 10 of the very worst of them, but I think I’ve pulled it off (Much like these people should do with their jumpers)…
10 – Birds of a Feather
I love Flamingos just as much as the next person, but not on my festive sweater! Or maybe if I lived in a really hot country that has Flamingos all year round I might come to appreciate it.
9 – Mum Made
Strangely this guy has the exact same face I would have if I was wearing that knitted jumper! It seems that having too much festivity on your clothes can have a reverse effect of making the wearer feel happy.
8 – Bright Lights
Any item of clothing with lights in it is an instant no, no at Christmas time. What if you accidently fall into a big box of string lights, you might never be found again! As if the jumper on its own doesn’t draw enough attention anyway.
7 – Sellers Special
If for whatever reason you have to want a really bad festive sweater, just head on over to ETSY because they really do have some of the worst you will ever see.
6 – Tree-mendous!
Any jumper with a Christmas tree on it bigger than a few inches is an instant eye-sour. But what about one that is the length of the jumper, with lights and what looks like a pinny on the bottom!? Well, that one makes this list.
5 – Happy!
He might look happy on the outside by I would imagine that inside he is crying. Sorry for the bad picture, but it was just taken that way, but the jumper was just too ugly not to make this list or any other top 10 ugly Christmas sweater list.
4 – OTT
Well if you are going to wear a jumper this Christmas why not just go clean over the top and out the ballpark! Yes, that really is a working train going around the outside, and a handy ladder to climb to you can see the loony wearing it.
Yes, this really is a jumper featuring a reindeer vomiting up a festive cheer! I’m sure this is someone’s idea of a joke, but the only joke is the person who is going to wear it. Very weird indeed.
2 – Tinsel Town
Just when I thought tinsel on a festive sweater made it look ugly comes to a whole jumper made of it! Not only is this over the top and beyond, but I would imagine it is rather itchy and scratchy for the wearer as well.
1 – Winner!
From the moment I saw this, I knew it would have to be my number worst festive jumper. It’s over the top, painful to look at, but you just know someone has taken time and love to make this which makes anyone who wears it even worse.