These days I feel sorry for people who need a job. Not only are there none out there to find, but when you finally get a job you are paid so little it is hard to survive! But no matter how poor we might be, some of us still find the cash to feed, love and respect a pet. But here forth is the problem, dogs have jobs! Bomb disposal, drug detection, earthquake rescue and blind helper, but what can cats do? They just lay around, sleeping, eating and being a slob! So maybe it is the time they started earning for themselves…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Tips for Pole Dancing Beginners
10 – “Please place the cash inside the kitty bank!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Always be prepared to end up with some bruises over your arms and body as this is very normal when starting pole dancing. So try not to arrange to do anything the days after your first 5 lessons.
9 – “Miley Cyrus has got nothing on me!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Wearing high heels will really help you get into the right mood making you feel naturally more confident and sexy.
8 – “I’m sexy and I know it!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Don’t expect miracles! Just keep trying and make sure you keep that fast-paced, sexy mood up and you will get there.
7 – “I hate pole dancing, but I have to pay for my cat college fees somehow!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Sometimes it might be a bit better if you cheat a little. Maybe use some flat shoes to give you a good grip on the pole, or even chalk on the hands!
6 – “Whenever I do pole dancing it is always at the pot plant cafe!”
Pole Dancing Tip: The whole act of pole dancing is all about the rhythm, so make sure you only play music that you enjoy, or if you are in a class maybe use some earphones!
5 – “You can call me what you like as long as the cash keeps coming!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Always make sure you ask lots and lots of questions! If you don’t ask you might never find out! Like they say “Knowledge is the key to power.”
4 – “I am all natural, this is all my own coloured fur!”
Pole Dancing Tip: When practising at home try doing it with as few clothes on as you can, or even better naked! While naked pole dancing sounds very painful it is the best way to learn because you will have as much skin contact with the pole as possible.
3 – “Will you not buy me a saucer of milk kind stranger?!?”
Pole Dancing Tip: Try to go to lessons with a friend, partner or family member as when you learn with a friend it will help you gain control and confidence really quickly.
2 – “Now I have danced and swung all the way up here I can’t get back down!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Never, ever use any moisturiser or lotion on your skin for at least a day or two before going on the pole as it might mean you have less grip!
1 – “I rely on the kindness of strangers!”
Pole Dancing Tip: Remember to just take one step at a time the slowly you learn the more you will see all the different variations and movements of each move, not just the dance as a whole.