Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love

Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love
Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love

While poker is more of a serious game it can still be a good laugh, especially when played with friends. These ten jokes are perfect for that kind of poker night and they are sure to raise a smile even if your hand is too weak to raise…


Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love


 

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore!”

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad loss online and no one will laugh at you.

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: What’s the difference between a losing poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.

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Poker Jokes

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Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
A: In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah!

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can’t

Poker Jokes
Poker Jokes

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Q: Where in a Book Shop would you find the book “How to win easily and fast with poker.”?
A: In the fantasy section.

Which one did you like?

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