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While poker is more of a serious game it can still be a good laugh, especially when played with friends. These ten jokes are perfect for that kind of poker night and they are sure to raise a smile even if your hand is too weak to raise…
Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love
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Q: What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore!”
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Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.
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Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad loss online and no one will laugh at you.
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Q: What’s the difference between a losing poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.
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Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!
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Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
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Q: What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
A: In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!
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Q: What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah!
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Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can’t
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Q: Where in a Book Shop would you find the book “How to win easily and fast with poker.”?
A: In the fantasy section.