These cats you are about to see often commit heinous crimes to dogs like jumping on them and roughing up pugs for cash. These are the cats of the streets, the gangster cats that every dog fears…
10 – Ice Coffee
He is just starting out in the gangster rankings but has already shot nerf guns and the neighbourhood dogs several times. The police are keeping a very firm eye on this wannabe crime king.
9 – One Eyed Bob
Bob terrorises dogs by hanging his hand grenade lighter around dogs collars. The terrified pups soon go running, sadly to their owners who are also seen running away from the dog! This often causes utter panic on the dog walking streets.
8 – The Claw Twins
They might not look alike, but these 2 cats are trouble with a capital “T”, they are often seen down the dog park scaring any pooch that should come their way.
7 – Long Tail Lenny
This is a cat that didn’t cry when he spilt his saucer of milk, he was so hard he carried on licking it off the floor! Rumour has it he then coughed up a massive hairball bigger than his own head!
6 – Trigger Thumb Tom
Raised on the means streets of the Bronx this cat knows what it is like to have it hard. He was forced to live off cheap, brand name food for several years!
5 – Peaches
She is a cat that rules over all the boy cats in the surrounding turf. Rumour says that she is si hard she opened a tin of cat food with her bare claws!
4 – Meatballs
This is one cat that all dogs fear. He roughs up Pitbulls down the local housing estates and has since moved on to stealing food from kittens.
3 – The Fang
This cat is into his firearms in a big way. But sadly for him, he can’t actually fire any of them due to the lack of fingers to pull the trigger, but he can do a mean claw down the face.
2 – Johnny Catnip Bandana
This cat has it all. Fast cars, loads of cash, guns and even a super soft cushion to lay on. If you tried to touch any of his things you will regret it for the rest of your life.
1 – 5 Cent
He is the neighbourhood thug that has been seen roughing up dogs in as many towns as I have had hot dinners. This is one puss no-one messes with.