Ten Cats Getting Married in the Traditional Style

It is often said that a cat can be a very loving pet to have, but a stereotypical cat is often seen as a highly aloof animal that isn’t particularly interested in any human contact. But I have to wonder what happens in a relationship between 2 cats! Do they love each other like us humans love each other? And if cats could get married would they? Well, it seems not only can they get married, but they also dress up for the occasion…


BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Cat/Human Relationship Facts


Cats Getting Married
Cats Getting Married

10 – Marriage is like a snowball, once you get it rolling downhill not a lot is going to stop it

Cat/Human Fact: Relationships between cats and their owners mirror human bonds, even more so when the owner is a woman! But us men do get some love from a cat.

Cats Getting Married

9 – Marriage is like an amusement park ride. Some are coasters, some are ghost trains.

Cat/Human Fact: Cats hold some control over when they are fed and handled, functioning very similar to human children in some households.

Cats Getting Married

8 – Marriage is like an over cooked meat, it can be tough until you get past the hard parts.

Cat/Human Fact: While the age, sex and personality of the owner affect the type of relationships people have with their cats, the sex of the cat doesn’t seem to matter.

Cats Getting Married

7 – Marriage is like a fire when that first flame dies down, you can let it fall or tend to it.

Cat/Human Fact: Cats attach to humans, and particularly women, as social partners, and it’s not just for the sake of obtaining food many cats see women as a better leader as well.

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Cats Getting Married

6 – Marriage is like a maze, lots of twists, turns, rights and lefts and straight ahead.

Cat/Human Fact: Results of the dynamics underlying cat-human relationships are nearly identical to human-only bonds, with cats sometimes even becoming a furry “child” in nurturing homes and indeed owners often call them “babies”.

Cats Getting Married

5 – Marriage is like taking a bath. After a while, it’s not so hot and you might need to get out.

Cat/Human Fact: While cats have plenty of male admirers and vice versa, a study reveals that women tend to interact with their cats more than men.

Cats Getting Married

4 – Marriage is like a yo-yo, but as long as the string doesn’t snap, it’ll be okay!

Cat/Human Fact: Most likely as a result of the cat’s inherent maternal/sexual nature, many people find it much easier to relate to cats as furry little humanoids, usually as somewhat mentally impaired babies.

Cats Getting Married

3 – Marriage is like a sleepover with your best friend that never ends.

Cat/Human Fact: Do you think that crazy cat people, constantly talking to their cats are raving mad? Well, think again because studies have shown these people to be not only sane, but also highly intelligent!

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Cats Getting Married

2 – Marriage is like twirling a baton or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.”

Cat/Human Fact: Communication between humans and cats is far from straightforward and rarely specific, but in a study done from 500 cat owners over 91% of them judged their cats movements and “meows” to the exact needs/wants of the animal!

Cats Getting Married

1 –  Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you gain interest, you take it out, you lose.

Cat/Human Fact: No matter what the sex or age of a person a study showed that people who are said to have “second sight” or “mediumship talents” have a much better relationship with their cats!

Author: Gus Barge

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