Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs

Sadly my own dog is an avid postman chaser and we have had to hang a “Beware of the Dog” sign up at the gate. Often he isn’t outside, but now and again he likes to sit out the front waiting to pounce on the next delivery person. Luckily he is not a big dog (border collie cross) so has never actually bit anyone yet, just likes to give it a load of mouth. So our sign that is suppose to be a warning is often seen as a laugh to those that know he is all mouth. I don’t think it is funny at all, but here are some that are…

 


Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs


 

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: And the horse is deadly!

10 – What is this “dog” you speak of?

If you should ever fear something more than a dog it is a horse. Over the years I have been bitten, head-butted, ramed, shoved and almost trampled to death by horses. Dog bites? Horse bites are often worst because they will only do it after they have eaten all the food you had for them!

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: Tiny dog behind the gate

9 – Little Bites

Little dogs are often the worst kind when it comes to nipping people. But with a beware of dog sign on the fence it would be best to repair the fence and his little face poking out kind of gives the game away. But it sure does make me laugh.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: And maybe the cat as well

8 – Cat Attack

There are lots of beware of the cat as well signs, but for me this was the funniest because the cat in the background really does look rather scary! I don’t know what the dog is like but I will keep my eye on the cat regardless.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: Dog in the window

7 – Window Watcher

At least this dog is inside the house! And lets face it, the home is not going to be burgled in a hurry, and that is why a lot of us have dogs, a pet to love and play with, and protect the home while you are away.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: But the tortoise is a biter

6 – Slow Bites win the race

Maybe the tortoise ate the dog or the dog is scared of the tortoise! Whatever way round it is the dog is nowhere in sight, and the tortoise is left to guard the property. But I know myself when a tortoise bites, it really, really hurts.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: Beware of Joey

5 – Joey the mauler

It has to be said that Joey here doesn’t not look like the vicious dog the welcome made is trying to make out he is. I think at best he might drool over you but that is about it. Then again any dog can turn nasty if it wants!

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: The lazy dog

4 – Lazy Bones

It comes to something when you have a choice between getting shot or mutilated! But this sign sure does make me smile even if part of me wonders if it is true.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: And a very scary dog it is.

3 – Meet Butch

The small dog house with the massive chain going into it for a trick is always good for a laugh. But the little cartoon sign kind of spoils it. I would have done a small wooden sign with a bite mark out of it.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: But the duck is the real problem.

2 – Duck Attack

Sometimes it is better to read the small print, rather than the large lettering. For all of those reading this who have been duck feeding in a local pond, you know that an attacking duck can be very scary indeed. So probably best I take some bread to throw.

Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs
Beware of dog Sign: But the dog is no-where to be seen!

1 – Breakout

I do have to feel sorry for postmen and women. After all they have a very physical job and the last thing they need is a dog bite to round the day off. But in this image, I am more worried about how strong the dog is! If I was out delivering the post, this is the last thing I would want to see.

4 thoughts on “Top 10 Funny Beware of dog Signs”

  1. These are cool and very funny. I too would be very wary of the cat – he has a “Don’t f*** with me” look. I love the turtle, the snapping turtles can really do harm. As for the duck, it maybe a goose and they are well known to be great guard fowl – don’t want to be on the wrong side of them. I must admit, I get very nervous around happy little dogs – definitely not a dog person.

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