Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry’s Flavours

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry’s Flavours

With so many different flavours and styles of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, frozen yoghurt, and sorbet it can be hard to choose the one you want. The good news is the ten you are about to see are all fake so no matter how tasty they sound you can scrub them off your list…

 


Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry’s Flavours


 

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Clockwork Orange Creamsicle Ben & Jerry’s

10 – Clockwork Orange Creamsicle
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Taken from the Clockwork Orange book, this is a zesty concoction made with milk-plus direct from Korova so disturbingly delicious you won’t have to force it down!

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Mintnight In Paris Ben & Jerry’s

9 – Mintnight In Paris
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Inspired by the movie “Midnight in Paris” this is a French vanilla ice cream with dark cholate streaks of neuroticism!

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Whirled War Z Ben & Jerry’s

8 – Whirled War Z
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Nothing is off-limits during the impending zombie apocalypse. Gummy worms crawl through a swirl of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream.  Beware of the random splattering of cherries.

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Carbonite Crunch Ben & Jerry’s

7 – Carbonite Crunch
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Poor old Boba Fett, even with his Mandalorian armour, deadly weaponry, and silent demeanour he still gets turned into an ice cream!

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Human Centi-Peach Ben & Jerry’s

6 – Human Centi-Peach
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I suppose this flavour depends on what end you start as to how good the peach tastes.

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Honey Nadger Blend Ben & Jerry’s

5 – Honey Nadger Blend
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A Swirl of chocolate and vanilla ice cream blended with Vermont honey and cobra venom.

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Schweddy Balls Ben & Jerry’s

4 – Schweddy Balls
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Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge-covered rum and malt balls.

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish Ben & Jerry’s

3 – One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
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Make a wish, look inside your dish, Inside your dish, there’s candy fish, Candy fish in chocolatey goo, inside the goo, are marshmallows too, All this combines for the perfect snacks, The perfect snacks to share with a Zax!

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Twi-Bite Breaking Danishes Ben & Jerry’s

2 – Twi-Bite Breaking Danishes
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Blood orange flavours ice cream with tiny, baby pastry bites.

Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry's Flavours
Alvin and the Chocolate Chipmunks Ben & Jerry’s

1 – Alvin and the Chocolate Chipmunks
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Cheesecake ice cream with a very annoying amount of chocolate chips. Sounds a little over-sweet for some people.