With so many different flavours and styles of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, frozen yoghurt, and sorbet it can be hard to choose the one you want. The good news is the ten you are about to see are all fake so no matter how tasty they sound you can scrub them off your list…
Top 10 Funny But Fake Ben & Jerry’s Flavours
10 – Clockwork Orange Creamsicle
Taken from the Clockwork Orange book, this is a zesty concoction made with milk-plus direct from Korova so disturbingly delicious you won’t have to force it down!
9 – Mintnight In Paris
Inspired by the movie “Midnight in Paris” this is a French vanilla ice cream with dark cholate streaks of neuroticism!
8 – Whirled War Z
Nothing is off-limits during the impending zombie apocalypse. Gummy worms crawl through a swirl of vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream. Beware of the random splattering of cherries.
7 – Carbonite Crunch
Poor old Boba Fett, even with his Mandalorian armour, deadly weaponry, and silent demeanour he still gets turned into an ice cream!
6 – Human Centi-Peach
I suppose this flavour depends on what end you start as to how good the peach tastes.
5 – Honey Nadger Blend
A Swirl of chocolate and vanilla ice cream blended with Vermont honey and cobra venom.
4 – Schweddy Balls
Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge-covered rum and malt balls.
3 – One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Make a wish, look inside your dish, Inside your dish, there’s candy fish, Candy fish in chocolatey goo, inside the goo, are marshmallows too, All this combines for the perfect snacks, The perfect snacks to share with a Zax!
2 – Twi-Bite Breaking Danishes
Blood orange flavours ice cream with tiny, baby pastry bites.
1 – Alvin and the Chocolate Chipmunks
Cheesecake ice cream with a very annoying amount of chocolate chips. Sounds a little over-sweet for some people.