Have you played Halo till your fingers got sore, come first in every race in Forza and unlocked loads of achievements using a Kinect? Well, these cats are not impressed because they have done it all and have been with Microsoft since the days of the Xbox 1. They are the Xbox Fanboy cats…
10 – 360
This is Cheddarbob and he’s so in tune with Xbox’s that he can smell if a console will get the red ring of death! This is a no-sell because he smells a rat.
9 – 360
Fuzz Lightyear here has 99% compleat in GTA 5 but just can’t seem to get that last 1%.
8 – Xbox
Sir Purrs A Lot has just woken up after a serious retro gamerthon. who’s going to be the one to tell him that it doesn’t count towards his gamerscore?
7 – 360
Online they call him Thumbs Hemingway, but in the real world, he is just called puss.
6 – 360
Do not disturb Trinity Sweetypaws because she is about to come first in a 24hr Forza race!
5 – 360
This cats Gamertag is “Rumblemuffin” and he has more kill shots than a trained army dog with a sniper rifle.
4 – One
This is Morpholomew and he has been on Xbox live since it began, but plays for the love of it, not the gamerscore.
3 – 360
Chicklet Little here isn’t allowed to play the shooting games, so it’s a good job he is more into the racing ones.
2 – 360
Just try taking Catfish Bob’s Xbox controller away from him and you will never be playing videogames for the rest of your life. Well, not until the scratches heal at least.
1 – 360
Captain Pancake here is a Halo Master Chief and has unlocked every achievement in every game.