We can all be a little lazy now and again because sometimes it is nice to be so. There is nothing quite like a lazy Sunday lay in to make you feel you are winning in life. But this post is all about the people who have gone too far, have been far too relaxed and complacent, these people need a kick up the rear because they are 10 of the laziest people on earth…
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10 – “Well I didn’t cook the dinner so I won’t do the washing up!”
Q: Why where the children tired?
A: Because their parents woke then up in the night to get the remote for the television!
9 – “She gets to play on the swing, I get to finish my pint! It is a win-win situation!”
Q: What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
8 – Bah Humbug
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: pouch potato.
7 – “The best bit is, that the mouse works on the side of the cupboard!”
Q: Why did the man stick his nose out the window?
A: To let the wind blow it for him!
6 – “The packaging is part of the door stop, why would I remove it?!?”
Q: What do you call Will.i.am’s lazy brother?
5 – “Happy birthday to you! Well, it says on the packet to ‘make it yourself’ so do it!”
Q: What I am having a super lazy day?
A: Because it is just like a normal lazy day, but today I am wearing a cape!
4 – “I refuse to remove the label because there is still glue on the apple!”
Q: Why did my girlfriend call me lazy when playing video-games?
A: It might have been because I was using cheat codes while playing Wii Fit!
3 – “You don’t need to take it out of the packet because the packet is see through!!!”
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a treadmill?
A: To walk the dog!
2 – “Open the box? Why on earth would I do that?!?”
Q: I am not saying I am lazy, but…
A: The other day I got excited about cancelled plans!
1 – “I didn’t use the last sheet, so I won’t be swapping them over!”
Q: Why is it not my fault I am lazy?!?
A: Because when I was a child I suffered from a lazy eye and it spread to the rest of my body.