This blog post all started when I bought a fake phone off E-Bay. It looked the same, the bow was indeed the same but of course, it was cheap because it was a cheap knockoff. That day I learned the valuable lesson that when something is a lot cheaper than the real thing then it probably isn’t the real thing. So I thought I would help you try and avoid the same mistakes I did as I bring you…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Quotes About Fake Things
10 – Seems OK, but when did McDonalds start selling curries?!?
Steven Tyler once said: ”Fake it until you make it.”
9 – Well I do like hugs…..but I think I will stick to getting them from my partner.
Harry Houdini once said: ”The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.”
8 – And to think I had been buying fully grown ones at twice the cost of these all this time!
Rachael Ray once said: ”NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favourite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.”
7 –We all like candy! But if it is free then there might be something wrong with it.
Hulk Hogan once said: ”If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you’d punch ’em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult, it was called entertainment!”
6 – Well it does seem legit, but I don’t have anything appropriate to wear so I will leave it.
Tamara Ecclestone once said: ”I’d rather have a fake smile than a nasty stare.”
5 – Well it doesn’t seem to tick all the selling points, but it is a good price anyway.
Zac Efron once said: ”I’ll never try to put on a fake image. I’m just Zac, my friends will tell you, that is me!”
4 – My keys do look a little dirty…but I don’t trust automated cleaners without supervision.
Rita Rudner once said: ”My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.”
3 – Straight to DVD for a very good reason! (yes these really are real DVD’s)
Giorgio Armani once said: ”Actually I am very glad that people can buy fake Armani. I like the fact that I’m so popular around the world people will do anything to be like me!”
2 – I have always wanted to experience time travel…but something does quite seem right.
Heidi Klum once said: ”I can’t look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can’t. I’d rather age.”
1 – This Sea-Horse I got from a bloke in the pub seems legit! …but bigger than I expected.
Mitch Hedberg once said: ”My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”