While its nice of cats to dress up for Easter not all of them make the best Easter Bunnies. Some look a little scary and some truly terrifying! These ten Easter Cats you are about to see are not the Easter Bunnies you would want a chocolate egg from…
Ten Scary Easter Cats You Won’t Want a Chocolate Egg From
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Silly Easter Jokes
10 – “You know you can expect some Easter poop in your shoe don’t you!!!”
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
9 – “Hahaha yeah you really are so funny taking this…DEAD FUNNY!!!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit’s foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.
8 – “Jesus had a resurrection…you won’t be so lucky!!!”
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
7 – “Tonight really will be your Last supper”
Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!
6-“Couldn’t afford fluffy bunny ears? Well you won’t afford the hospital bills either
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny
5 – “Not religious eh? Well, if I were you I would start learning to pray!”
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
4 – “Take your picture now while you still have eyeballs!!!”
Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!
3 – “This is great timing because I have just opened a fresh can of Whoop Ass!!!”
Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggs peeled!
2 – “Get me my cat food spoon because those Easter eggs are going North!!!”
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants.
1 – “Think of all the pain that Jesus felt….Then double it!!!”
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.