Ten Scary Easter Cats You Won’t Want a Chocolate Egg From

While its nice of cats to dress up for Easter not all of them make the best Easter Bunnies. Some look a little scary and some truly terrifying! These ten Easter Cats you are about to see are not the Easter Bunnies you would want a chocolate egg from…

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Angry Easter Cat
Angry Easter Cat

10 – “You know you can expect some Easter poop in your shoe don’t you!!!”

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!

Angry Easter Cat

9 – “Hahaha yeah you really are so funny taking this…DEAD FUNNY!!!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit’s foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.

Angry Easter Cat

8 – “Jesus had a resurrection…you won’t be so lucky!!!”

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Angry Easter Cat

7 – “Tonight really will be your Last supper”

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!

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Angry Easter Cat

6-“Couldn’t afford fluffy bunny ears? Well you won’t afford the hospital bills either

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny

Angry Easter Cat

5 – “Not religious eh? Well, if I were you I would start learning to pray!”

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Angry Easter Cat

4 – “Take your picture now while you still have eyeballs!!!”

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Angry Easter Cat

3 – “This is great timing because I have just opened a fresh can of Whoop Ass!!!”

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggs peeled!

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Angry Easter Cat

2 – “Get me my cat food spoon because those Easter eggs are going North!!!”

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants.

Angry Easter Cat

1 – “Think of all the pain that Jesus felt…Then double it!!!”

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Author: Gus Barge

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