Why is it that some people get a cat and seem to go crazy!? They get more cats, stop going to visit friends then end up sitting out on the front porch with a shotgun! Well OK, most people don’t end up going that far, but some people really do go cat crazy…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Cat Related Jokes
10 – The Meow-mobile
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
9 – The School Puss!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
8 – The Classic Big Cat Car
Q: What is a cat’s favourite colour?
A: Purrrple!
7 – The run over cat, that ran over its self!
Q: What is a French cat’s favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!
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6 – It waits around corners and pounces on post vans, it is the pink stalking cat.
Q: What is the cat’s favourite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
5 – The cat float of the desert, some say it eats camels!
Q: What’s a cat’s favourite button on the tv remote?
A: Paws
4 – Black cats are unlucky if you get run over by them anyway!
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
3 – All Caturday fans aboard the cat bus!
Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off!
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2 – Cars are family animals, so this is a cat shaped family car!
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Purr can!
1 – Even cat car hides and hunts!
Q: What do cats like to eat on sunny days?
A: Mice cream cones!
