Before creating this post I genuinely had no idea there were so many funny and bizarre dating sites online, so I hope you are shocked as much as I was. As a few WTFs go through your mind — and hopefully a few LOLs — you just need to think that there was once people in the world that signed up to these dating sites and many people who are still using them…
10 – Mullet Passions – Still Live
Mullet Passions is a 100% free social networking & online dating site specifically for singles with…yep! You guessed it…a mullet! And yes that goes for both men and women.
9 – Meet an Inmate – Still Live
There is a reason that prisons exist – to keep the bad people locked away from society so we all feel safe. Some of you, however, love to go for the bad apples of this world, even if it means dating someone who is in prison. Just make sure you know why they have been locked up.
8 – Wish to Date a Vampire? – Still Live
We all know there are a few Twihard fans out there who would love nothing more than to be bitten by Edward Cullen, but I have something to tell you…vampires aren’t real – or are they?
7 – Are You Single and Own a Horse? – Still Live
As weird as the whole cat dating website is, I can understand it. The whole nation is torn between cats and dogs and many homes usually own one pet or the other, but horses – not so many people own. If you just happen to be a horse owner, this is the site for you!
6 – For you Zombie Lovers – Still Live
It’s a fact; the world will one day end – probably by the explosion of the sun or a comet. But some of you believe that a virus will be the end of mankind. After all, there is that many films based on zombie apocalypses that the theory sounds viable. I just hope Daryl Dixon is still with us when the day comes. Until then, you can always meet zombie enthusiasts.
5 – Adult Diaper Dating – Still Live
As long as it doesn’t affect others you should be able to do whatever you want in the comfort of your own home. And if one of those things happens to be wearing adult diapers then knock yourself out. If you are going to take your fetish online though, please create a fake profile, as your friends, next door neighbour and mum isn’t going to understand.
4 – Find Your Sea Captain – Still Live
The Ocean, with its bigness and blueness, it is pretty isn’t it. Well, I think so. And it seems it is not just me because there are some of you who love nothing more than to travel the seven seas – in hope of treasure or a meeting with your Captain Jack Sparrow.
3 – Any Single Amish – No Longer Live
Are you known for simple living, do you prefer simplicity when it comes to clothes, do you love to ride horses-and-buggies and are you reluctant to adopt many conveniences of modern technology? That only means one thing, you are Amish. The only problem now is finding that perfect Amish man or woman in your life. The good news is this site has you covered!
2 – For You Cat Lovers – Still Live
Do you feel that Facebook is overrated? Do you feel that Instagram doesn’t have enough cat love? Well, what you need is PurrSonals – a place where all cat lovers get together to talk about…well, I guess everything feline. So you know that creepy woman down the road from you who owns 50 cats? Expect to find her on there.
1 – Should You be Smoking That – Still Live
If you ever wondered to yourself where Jeremy Kyle gets his guest from then I think I have found the answer…you are looking at it. If you thought it was illegal to smoke weed I suggest you don’t sign up to the site and discuss everything about yourself and the 5 plants you have in your loft.
Yeah I know, sites such as eHarmony and Match are overrated and are too generic when it comes to dating and finding single people, but are the above sites a real alternative? If the traditional way of going outside to meet people just makes you think, psh, too easy, then probably.