And so another year has passed. I’m sure many of us are very happy it’s over so we can look forward to the new year ahead. But some of us are not going to be happy today. Some are in pain, brought about by our own stupidity. Sadly the hangover cure is something that is more myth than fact, but I thought I would share the best tips for getting rip of them and maybe some funny animals to smile about along the way…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best Hangover Cures
10 – “What happened, and why is my shell red?!?”
CURE: Part of being hung over is a lack of potassium in the body and a banana is full of it! You might need to eat 1 or 2 of them, but it would be worth it if it works!
9 – “That was a great year gone by, just a shame I don’t remember any of it!”
CURE: Here is an odd one for you. Research done in China suggest that one of the best things to drink with a hangover is a simple can of Sprite! Apparently, it is one of the most effective things on the market for curing ADH (alcohol dehydrogenase).
8 – “Hey! Can I ask you as to where I might be please, and have you seen my girlfriend?”
CURE: Sports drinks are a great way to get all the vitamins into yourself that the body needs to return to normal. 1 litre of most of them on the market should do the trick.
7 – “…I don’t remember eating that!”
CURE: While it will be the last thing your partner might want, or indeed the last thing you are even capable of, but having sex is a great way to make your body come alive again and it will make you (and hopefully your partner) feel much better.
6 – “Why, oh why, oh why, oh why did I start on the Jägerbombs?”
CURE: OK, OK I know it is the last thing you need to read or indeed think about doing right now, but it does work quickly! While the art of “sweating it out” is just a myth it does produce endorphins that will boost your mood.
5 – “I still love you guys so much! you have always been there for me”
CURE: Some people start to feel much better after taking multi-vitamins! While there is no proof that this is a real cure it can help people’s bodies return to normal, but only if they take them every day and the body looks forward to receiving them.
4 – “Do I look hungover to you sonny? Well, I will tell you that I barely touch the stuff!
CURE: Don’t bother with all those headache pills like aspirin, ibuprofen, and naproxen, they are useless unless you take them in a dissolvable tablet drink from! Only this method will get to work where you really need it most.
3 – “That is the last time I get so drunk I think I am Black Beauty!”
CURE: It might be the last thing you really want to eat, but try eating a full cooked breakfast! It will help your body slow the absorption of any alcohol still left inside you and bring your body back to full working order.
2 – “This isn’t my bed? And where are
CURE: Try eating at least 4 slices of toast! It will help bring your blood sugar levels back up to normal the morning after and soak up any access booze you might have in your stomach!
1 – “I only drink to forget, but I forgot what I was drinking to forget!”
CURE: When it comes to curing that hangover there really is no better way than drinking water and lots of it! But here is an idea that might be already too late for some of us, but ordering a glass of water with every beer and alternate between the two will mean you will never have a hangover ever again!