O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Why are your claws so sharp? That might be because it is a cat dressed as a Christmas tree trying to fool their owners into putting the presents under their feet so they can open them. Is there no end to their Caturday naughtiness…
10 – Thy hat is so amazing!
If you stand still long enough even a Christmas tree that can convince a half-sighted cat owner into thinking they are looking at their real Christmas tree.
9 – Thy face is so grumpy!
No need to look so grumpy puss, you look quite beautiful with your tree hat on!
8 – Thy face is so angry!
Not much sign of that festive cheer with this puss, maybe he was hoping for more decorations on his costume.
7 – Thy branches are so flat!
He might look flat at the moment, but at any time he can spring up and attack innocent gift givers.
6 – Thy hat is so unchanging!
This puss was hoping for a bigger costume but did make the one he got to look beautiful by decorating it.
5 – Thy hat is knit so tightly!
This puss wanted to stay warm but also try and trick his owner into thinking he was a Christmas tree. I think he as pulled it off nicely.
4 – How poorly owner has decked thee!
This puss was hoping for something a little more decorative but ended up looking like a springy
3 – Not only green when summer’s here
This puss wears his costume all year round, in fact, he is known as the Crimbo Cat where he lives.
2 – Much pleasure thou can’t give me.
Any pictures of cats bring me pleasure, but one dressed as a Christmas tree is indeed extra special.
1 – Thy lights shine so brightly!
He is quite the pretty tree and one that I would be happy to put my gifts under. Let’s just hope he doesn’t decide to attack Santa.