Looking at my own Christmas tree today I started to realise that it is full of nothing but baubles. Sure that is the traditional thing to hang on a festive tree, but could I not have mixed it up a little bit? Of course, I could have, but definitely not with any of these weird-looking ornaments…

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Christmas ornaments of Snooki, Pauly D and even The Situation revealing his abs! I know there are fans of this controversial show but I suspect then they would be hard-pressed to warrant these being on their festive tree.

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I would definitely describe myself as a Star Trek fan as I have watched the series, read the books and even studied the science behind the TV show!  But hanging Star Trek-themed Christmas decorations on my tree I think it would just be going too far. But that is not saying I wouldn’t be happy if someone gave me these for Christmas!

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Bruno Mars might be willing to catch a grenade for us, but would he really buy one to go on his Christmas tree? Well yeah, he might well because all the profits from these go to countries where children have to live with the threat of them every day. A worthy cause indeed, but a weird ornament as well.

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With the selling line of: “Merry Pasta! Season your spruce with a taste from the old country” what more do you need to know!? There are just too many questions to start asking “Why?” with this one.

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Only in the shopping mall, they call “The Internet” would you be able to buy these. & Just when you thought you were never going to be able to buy glitter belt dancing cats to go on your Christmas tree here they are. & I don’t know what I find most shocking, the fact that you can actually buy them, or that someone actually made them! It’s a weird world out there people, a weird world indeed.

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Just when you thought you had seen all the pickle gifts in the world in my post “Top 10 pickle gift ideas” along comes this one that is just going too far. But it seems the Christmas pickle is a Christmas tradition in the United States! You can read all about this weird tradition here >> READ MORE <<

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I’m sure that by now most of us just have Christmas on my mind,  so maybe that is the thinking behind this weird Christmas tree ornament that would be perfect for any zombie tree!  At least it is a little bit festive I suppose even though a Santa hat on a brain does not conjure up the best images of festive fun.

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I understand Christmas is all about camp things but is this going too far?  These shirtless mermen ornaments looks like something from the YMCA Christmas tree!  Even if I was gay I don’t think I’d want these hanging from a Christmas tree either way.

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Sure,  I love bacon and I know a lot of other people who love bacon as well. But it seems there are levels of enjoyment you can get for bacon,  on one level it is a nice tasty meat treat and on the other level you enjoy it so much you want to hang it on your Christmas tree! I am not at this level and I hope I never will be.

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To be honest I just don’t know where I should start with this Christmas tree ornament! I am sure many of us have seen the firm and have our opinions about it, but none of us would want to broadcast it on our trees! To be honest even the Santa-pede element to it doesn’t make me smile, meaning I just had to make it my number 1 in this list.