The problem with being a ninja is that no-one quite knows what to get you for Christmas. Do you get clothes? No, because a ninja can only wear black. Do you get soaps or sprays? No because a ninja can only smell victory on the horizon. But maybe they would like some of these gift ideas…

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Want to leave a calling card to show you have sneaked into your enemies home? Well, now you can with the push-pin ninja star set. Just write out a calling card and pin it to their notice board! For better effect try writing the message in blood!

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If you have always wanted to be a ninja but secretly never got round to any training my not at least make it look like there has been the mother of all ninja battles in the kitchen with these fridge magnets! Plus they are rather handy for photos and maybe some shopping notes.

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Every ninja needs a place to hang his or her cloak of darkness, so these coat hangers that we first saw in my post “Top 10 Coat Hooks” are still a great gift idea even if you are not a real ninja, they will still look great in the hallway.

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Do you need to get information back to your sensei without it falling into enemy hands? Well, worry no more young shinobi because now you can put all that intel onto one very handy shooting death star!

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If you need to slip some poison to the enemy, but want to be far away by the time they have passed away, then these ice-cube mould trays are the way to go. Or maybe even give them some shooting star chocolates or soaps!

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There had to be one set of real throwing stars in this list, but of course, I had to go with one of the most unusual styles. But is it a ninja throwing butterfly now instead of a throwing star?!? Well, I liked them no matter what you have to call them.

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Sadly this is more for cats than us childish humans, but that wouldn’t stop me from buying one! At worst you end up smelling of catnip and the cat ends up attacking you, and at best you get to play ninja attack with your feline friend.

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They might look real, but these are dummy practice shinobi stars are made from rubber. While at first, it might seem to be a laugh throwing them, you still want to be careful not to get anyone in the eye. Or maybe just practice knocking some empty cans off the fence.

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Well I know I said at the start that a ninja would hate soaps as a gift idea, but these are deadly, and even when the master ninja is cleaning himself in the bath or shower he can still defend himself with these. At worst they will go near the enemy and they will slip-up on them.

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You can often find some of the best ninjas in pubs, pretending to be drunk. Then when the enemy put their hand on their shoulder to attack them all hell breaks loose and the ninja attacks them all. Well, that scenario would be a lot easier if there were ninja star coasters everywhere. Well, I thought it was a good plan of attack anyway.