The other month I brought you the rather amusing world of cat shaming in my post “Top 10 Examples of Cat Shaming” but now it is time to even the animal see-saw. Because if there is one animal that can shame and embarrass itself its dogs. My own dog does all sorts of naughty things, so I know where all these dog owners are coming from…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best Quotes About Embarrassment
Naughty dog eats toys
10 – The evidence is fairly conclusive to be honest.
Neal Stephenson once said: “One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for many people, is not that he’s socially inept – because everybody’s been there – but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.”
Naughty dog eats socks
9 – Naughty dog, but he makes sock collecting look cute!
Willard Wigan once said: “I became obsessed with making more and more tiny things. I think I was trying to find a way of compensating for my embarrassment at having learning difficulties: people had made me feel small so I wanted to show them how significant ‘small’ could be.”
Naughty dog chews holes in the wall
8 –It could be worse, he might have found bacon in the wall!
Miranda Hart once said: “The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.”
Naughty dog eats tomatoes
7 – Not saying a word eh? Guilt as charged.
Callan McAuliffe once said: “I’m not a big texter anyway. I’m really slow at it and so I try to avoid it to avoid embarrassment, you know what I mean?”
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Naughty dog breaks wind loudly
6 – I know this one far too well, and he looks guilty.
Andrew Weil once said: “It does kids no favours, and sets them up for a potential lifetime of poor health and social embarrassment, to excuse them from family meals of real food. Everyone benefits from healthy eating, but it is particularly crucial at the beginning of life.”
Naughty dog steals child’s dummy
5 – Oh the guilt, but no remorse by the look of it!
Bill Brandt once said: “Most photographers would feel a certain embarrassment in admitting publicly that they carried within them a sense of wonder, yet without it they would not produce the work they do, whatever their particular field.”
Naughty dog chews Dora toy
4 – Swiper can do all the swiping he wants now!
David Walliams once said: “I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassed about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.”
Naughty dog plays in grass while it is being cut
3 – The green, green grass of shame
Christian Bale once said: “But I learned that there’s a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there’s not much else that can really get to ya.”
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Naughty dog humps toys
2 – Humpers, Inc.
Lewis Thomas once said: “Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labour, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.”
Naughty dog stares at people
1 – Must…stop…looking…at…him.
Douglas Engelbart once said: “The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.”