Admit it, you’ve done it before: You think there’s no one looking and while arming yourself with your index finger, BOOM, you start digging for gold in the darkened crevices of your nostrils. Everyone knows that having a bat in the cave is a matter of life and death, and if that green booger of doom doesn’t get excavated soon, you may instantly stop breathing as you forget how to breathe out of your mouth. However, even though everyone picks their nose, it is frowned upon to participate in the pastime in public. It seems some Celebrities need to be more aware of this rule…
10 – Lindsay Lohan Picking Her Nose
Lindsay Lohan, the favourite child actress and a redhead who’s famous for movies such as Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, is usuallythere are the headlines for putting things up her nostrils, but not so much taking things out… Until now!
9 – Britney Spears Picking Her Nose
As much as Britney Spears is seen picking her nose, what I care more about is that strange white-looking substance on her face! Then again, who’s got time to clean up when there’s bogies that need extracting? Priorities, people.
8 – Penélope Cruz Picking Her Nose
Find anything up there, Penélope? Did your mother ever tell you that picking your nose could make your brain fall out? Oh, just me then. Just remember, Penélope: You can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your nose. Then again, it looks like that’s a little too late.
7 – Brad Pitt Picking His Nose
Mr Bradley Pitt, now you’ve picked your nose, what are you going to do with it? Looks like the other half to Angelina Jolie likes to go fishing for some nose goblins when he’s not on set.
6 – John Travolta Picking His Nose
Using a glove? Is there something people are not telling us? At least Travolta will have clean hands afterwards. Just remember John: Be Cool. (See what I did there?)
5 – Tom Cruise Picking His Nose
Thomas Cruise, the 3ft guy who stars in the Mission Impossible movies (you may have heard of them) can be seen going deeper than anyone else has ever dared to go in the hope of pulling out the perfect bogie to show his friends.
4 – Jennifer Aniston Picking Her Nose
Jennifer Aniston may be 44 years of age, but the former Friends actress isn’t scared to show that she’s a bogie dweller just like the rest of us. You think she follows the unwritten rules? Pick it, lick it, roll it and flick it. She’s also a rare breed of thumb pickers!
3 – Ethan Hawke Picking His Nose
Some people do things half asked, but not our friend Ethan Hawke – when you get some nostril bend you know you are going full on. The American actor may be a hit with the ladies, but do you ladies still fancy him when he’s going for gold in the bogie Olympics?
2 – Mischa Barton Picking Her Nose
Ever wanted to know what Mischa Barton gets up to now she’s not in The O.C.? Well, now you know. Did your mother not tell you to act more like a lady when in public, Mischa? Nah… screw that, Mischa, you go girl! You go for that dried mucus lining the inside of your nose.
1 – Kelly Brook Picking Her Nose
If you gals are going to pick your nose, do it in style and wear some red nail polish like Kelly Brook while doing it. The famous model may have been a team captain on the popular ITV2 comedy panel game Celebrity Juice, but she’s not scared to be shot in public while sticking in the index finger.
We will now leave you with a quote: “I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. You telling me you’re not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.” Seinfeld, The Pick (1992)