I often get heckled by my own family about the number of bananas I eat. With monkey chants and jokes about me one day looking like a banana, I think it should be applauded that I love eating fruit. In fact, I think I should get a gift as some kind of reward…
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There is little more annoying than bashing your banana and getting a bruise on it. Best of all it is “one size fits all” meaning no matter how big your banana is you can pop it into one of these.
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Teach kids that bananas can be fun and comfortable to sit on with this beanbag which I can only presume isn’t full of soft banana skins!
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Slicing a banana into equal slices for your banana split base can be a real nightmare! But with this amazing kitchen gadget, you can achieve that perfect balance of banana and cream.
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Using this lovely looking bunch of bananas is the only way you can get a hot tray out of the oven without burning yourself. Plus it does kind of fit into the whole kitchen/food theme.
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Using this plastic banana to hold the door open is all well and good, but use a real banana skin and you will soon be slipping and sliding in its mess.
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There are not many bananas in this world that are big enough to protect you from the rain, but this is one of them because luckily it is a secret umbrella!
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Show people how sophisticated you are by plugging the top of a wine bottle with a plastic banana! They will be so impressed they might even forget about the awful taste of the cheap wine you brought!
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Lost on the children of today is the classic ringing banana gag where you pretend to the banana is ringing, someone speaks to you and you say it’s for them. A classic joke indeed.
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It might cost more than a small family car or a trip to North America so you can pick your own bananas, but if you really want to go bananas you will need it in your life.
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If you want to get a little lighter than you are eating plenty of fruit is a good way to go about it, and now you can feel even lighter!