Ten of The Silly Easter Jokes You Will Ever Hear

Easter isn’t just a time for chocolate eggs, pastel-coloured decorations, and egg hunts; it’s also the perfect season for cracking up some of the silliest jokes that will have you hopping with laughter! As the flowers bloom and the world seems to be painted in shades of joy, what better way to add to the festivities than by sharing a chuckle or two? In this spirit, we’ve gathered ten of the most ridiculously funny Easter jokes you will ever hear. These aren’t your average knock-knock jokes; they are carefully selected to tickle the funny bone of both kids and adults alike. So, prepare yourself for some eye rolls, hearty laughs, and perhaps even a facepalm or two, because these jokes are so silly, they’re practically egg-squisite. Whether you’re at the dinner table, enjoying a family gathering, or just in need of a light-hearted moment, these jokes are sure to add a burst of laughter to your Easter celebrations. Let’s dive into the whimsy of Easter with a basket full of giggles and see if we can crack each other up with some truly egg-ceptional puns as well as some funny cats in Easter costumes to accompany them…

Angry Easter Cat

10 – “You know you can expect some Easter poop in your shoe don’t you!!!”

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!

Angry Easter Cat

9 – “Hahaha yeah you really are so funny taking this…DEAD FUNNY!!!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit’s foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.

Angry Easter Cat

8 – “Jesus had a resurrection…you won’t be so lucky!!!”

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Angry Easter Cat

7 – “Tonight really will be your Last supper”

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!

Angry Easter Cat

6-“Couldn’t afford fluffy bunny ears? Well you won’t afford the hospital bills either

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny

Angry Easter Cat

5 – “Not religious eh? Well, if I were you I would start learning to pray!”

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Angry Easter Cat

4 – “Take your picture now while you still have eyeballs!!!”

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Angry Easter Cat

3 – “This is great timing because I have just opened a fresh can of Whoop Ass!!!”

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggs peeled!

Angry Easter Cat

2 – “Get me my cat food spoon because those Easter eggs are going North!!!”

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants.

Angry Easter Cat

1 – “Think of all the pain that Jesus felt…Then double it!!!”

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Author: Gus Barge

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