We can all assume if there are any female celebrities (in fact, females in general) out there who are able to grow beards then more than likely they are going to keep it on the down-low. A few months back I wrote a post discussing the best beards in movies and said that only real men could grow beards and as much as I still stand by the fact that “only real men can grow beards”, but having said that a while back I was fortunate enough to come across a photoshop contest were people had to submit pictures of female celebrities and what they may look like if they too possessed beard grown capabilities…
10 – Keira Knightley with a Beard
Keira Knightley, I have to give it to you, you don’t look that weird with a beard. Say I saw her casually walking down the street rocking a beard; I would give her a quick glance, maybe give her a quick fist pump for the epic beard and then go about my day.
9 – Angelina Jolie with a Beard
Is it weird that I find Angelina Jolie with a beard super attractive? Now if it was possible for Angelina Jolie to grow a face coat, it would take her some serious time to be able to grow this bad boy.
8 – Jessica Alba with a Beard
Does anyone remember Jessica Alba from the movie Fantastic Four? I’m sure you do. Anyway, her superpower should have been the ability to grow facial hair at will. As that’s definitely a superpower that would come in use from time to time.
7 – Jessica Simpson with a Beard
This was in fact Jessica Simpson’s actual beard, but she shaved it off and then she piled on the pounds. So that settles it: If you shave your beards, ladies, you will gain weight. Best keep the beards I guess.
6 – Rachel Weisz with a Beard
So that’s what Rachel Weisz would look like with a beard. The Mummy star that’s in the first two movies but not the third, even though her character is, looks like she means business with her bushy beard. I wonder what spouse, Daniel Craig would say if she came home one day with this god-like beard.
5 – Kate Beckinsale with a Beard
Sorry Kate Beckinsale, I didn’t recognise you there, I thought you were Robert Pattinson for a second. I’m wondering if the star is trying out a new look for her new role in the next Underworld film? On another note: If she shaved her hair, she would look like a good-looking man.
4 – Fearne Cotton with a Beard
The ex-”Celebrity Juice” star left the show due to the birth of her child, but what if she, in fact, left the show so she could live her long lost dream of being able to grow a beard and then being able to go about her house lunging while looking at her new beard in a hand mirror?
3 – Emma Stone with a Beard
Nice ginger beard, Emma Stone. The actress that got her big break due to the movie Superbad hasn’t done too bad for herself and seems she is getting into a new role as the bearded lady from the new Greatest Show movie!
2 – Sarah Silverman with a Beard
Being the funny and laid-back person that Sarah Silverman is, she would probably grow a beard if she could. Yeah I know, it’s not much of a beard, but the stubble look works for many male celebrities and Sarah Silverman proves that it could also work for the female celebrities.
1 – Jennifer Aniston with a Beard
Oh my days! Female celebrities need to start going for beard surgery or whatever to be able to grow beards. Maybe take a course of testosterone, because Jennifer Aniston is rocking the beard harder than any man ever could.