If you’re a fan of Portal or know someone who can’t stop quoting GLaDOS, you’re in the right place. The Weighted Companion Cube has become an iconic symbol of love, trust, and maybe just a little bit of science gone awry. From practical gifts to collector’s items, we’ve rounded up ten creative gift ideas inspired by the beloved Companion Cube. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, these unique picks are sure to bring a smile to any Portal fan’s face—no Aperture Science testing required!
Portal 2 Companion Cube Mug – Buy Now on Amazon
Start your day with a warm cup of coffee and a reminder of the Portal universe with this Portal 2 Companion Cube Mug! Inspired by the beloved Companion Cube, this mug is the perfect blend of functionality and fandom.
Companion Cube Cookie Jar – Buy Now on Amazon
What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube even more? How about filling it to the top with biscuits? After a long day’s testing, nothing tastes better than fresh-baked cookies, but I am sure inside this they would just taste that a little tiny bit better.
Companion Cube Inflatable Ottoman – Buy Now on Amazon
Bring the charm of Portal into your living space with this Companion Cube Inflatable Ottoman! Designed to resemble the iconic Companion Cube, this unique piece of furniture is both practical and fun, perfect for gamers and fans alike.
Companion Cube Plushie – Buy Now on Amazon
Cuddle up with the ultimate Portal companion! This Companion Cube Plushie is the perfect blend of comfort and fandom, bringing the charm of Aperture Science into your everyday life. Made from ultra-soft, high-quality fabric that’s perfect for snuggling.
Companion Cube Keychain – Buy Now on Amazon
Carry a piece of Portal wherever you go with this Companion Cube Keychain! Inspired by the iconic Companion Cube from Aperture Science, this durable and lightweight keychain is the perfect way to showcase your love for gaming.
Companion Cube Tea Infuser – Buy Now on Amazon
Brew the perfect cup of tea with a touch of Portal charm using this Companion Cube Tea Infuser! Designed for tea lovers and gaming enthusiasts alike, this fun and functional infuser adds a geeky twist to your daily tea ritual.
Companion Cube String Lights – Buy Now on Amazon
Light up your space with the glow of Portal charm using these Companion Cube String Lights! Perfect for adding a geeky ambience to any room, these lights are inspired by the iconic Companion Cube, making them a must-have for fans of Aperture Science.
Companion Cube Earrings – Buy Now on Amazon
Show off your love for Portal with these stylish and geeky Companion Cube Earrings! Perfect for gamers and fans of Aperture Science, these earrings combine fandom and fashion in a subtle yet striking way.
Companion Cube Women’s Briefs – Buy Now on Amazon
Add a playful touch to your wardrobe with these Companion Cube Women’s Briefs, perfect for fans of Portal! Combining comfort and geeky style, these briefs are a fun way to celebrate your love for the iconic Companion Cube.
Companion Cube Ice Cube Tray – Buy Now on Amazon
Chill your drinks with a touch of Portal magic using this Companion Cube Ice Cube Tray! Perfect for gaming nights, parties, or just everyday fun, this tray lets you create ice cubes shaped like the iconic Companion Cube.
There you have it: ten awesome Companion Cube-inspired gifts that will warm the hearts of Portal fans everywhere—no incinerator needed! These creative picks capture the quirky charm and nostalgia of one of gaming’s most lovable symbols, making them perfect for any occasion.
Which of these gifts would you pick for the Portal fan in your life? Or did we miss an amazing Companion Cube treasure? Let us know in the comments below! And if you’re ready to shop, don’t forget to share this list with your fellow test subjects!