I often get heckled by my own family about the number of bananas I eat. With monkey chants and jokes about me one day looking like a banana, I think it should be applauded that I love eating fruit. In fact, I think I should get a gift as some kind of reward…
Banana Bunker
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There is little more annoying than bashing your banana and getting a bruise on it. Best of all it is “one size fits all” meaning no matter how big your banana is you can pop it into one of these.
Kid’s Beanbag Banana
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Teach kids that bananas can be fun and comfortable to sit on with this beanbag which I can only presume isn’t full of soft banana skins!
Banana Slicer
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Slicing a banana into equal slices for your banana split base can be a real nightmare! But with this amazing kitchen gadget, you can achieve that perfect balance of banana and cream.
Bananas Oven Mitt
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Using this lovely looking bunch of bananas is the only way you can get a hot tray out of the oven without burning yourself. Plus it does kind of fit into the whole kitchen/food theme.
Banana Door Stop
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Using this plastic banana to hold the door open is all well and good, but use a real banana skin and you will soon be slipping and sliding in its mess.
Banana Umbrella
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There are not many bananas in this world that are big enough to protect you from the rain, but this is one of them because luckily it is a secret umbrella!
Banana Wine Stopper
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Show people how sophisticated you are by plugging the top of a wine bottle with a plastic banana! They will be so impressed they might even forget about the awful taste of the cheap wine you brought!
Banana Handset
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Lost on the children of today is the classic ringing banana gag where you pretend to the banana is ringing, someone speaks to you and you say it’s for them. A classic joke indeed.
Banana Pool Table
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It might cost more than a small family car or a trip to North America so you can pick your own bananas, but if you really want to go bananas you will need it in your life.
Banana Night Light
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If you want to get a little lighter than you are eating plenty of fruit is a good way to go about it, and now you can feel even lighter!