Some people treat their pets like they are their human children. I always remember my dad calling these type of people DINKS (Dual Income, No Kids) but that is not politically correct, nowadays these people are just eccentric, playful, slightly odd. But the art of pet marriage still goes on! Yes, people really do marry their pets to other people’s pets, sort of like an arranged marriage. Why? Because everyone loves a good wedding, no matter what species you are…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Love Vs Marriage Jokes
Guinea Pigs Getting Married
10 – Guinea pigs
Love is when he yearns for her.
Marriage is when he earns for her
Pigs Getting Married
9 – Pigs
Love is when you decide to become one.
Marriage is when you try to decide which one.
Swans Getting Married
8 – Swans
Love is when you say you would go through hell for her.
Marriage is hell.
Penguins Getting Married
7 – Penguins
Love is like one long sweet dream.
Marriage is like an alarm clock.
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Rabbits Getting Married
6 – Rabbits
Love is when you phone each other just to say Hi.
Marriage is when you phone each other to find out when to pick up the kids.
Horses Getting Married
5 – Horses
Love is sweet nothings in the ear.
Marriage is nothing in the bank.
Monkeys Getting Married
4 – Monkeys
Love is talking about having kids.
Marriage is talking of getting a break from the kids.
Ducks Getting Married
3 – Ducks
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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Dogs Getting Married
2 – Dogs
Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering TV.
Cats Getting Married
1 – Cats
Love is cuddling on the couch.
Marriage is deciding which couch.