Is there anything more universally adored than bacon? It’s irresistible crunch and savoury flavour make it the perfect indulgence for breakfast, lunch, and even dinner. Whether you know a bacon fanatic or you’re one yourself, finding the perfect gift to satisfy that bacon craving is no small feat. But don’t worry! We’ve compiled a list of ten mouthwatering gifts that will make any bacon lover’s heart sizzle. From crispy bacon treats to unique bacon-themed gadgets, get ready to discover the ultimate gifts that celebrate everyone’s favourite guilty pleasure!
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First seen in my post “Top 10 Unusual Lip Balms” this is just the start of what is wrong with this bacon invasion. Bacon on the lips might be nice for the wearer, but not so nice for the potential person kissing them.
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Once again, this was seen in my post “Top 10 Most Unusual Toothpaste”. This is very wrong. There is no such thing as a fresh breath of bacon, and believe me when I tell you that even the most hardened bacon fans find this one hard to swallow.
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I do enjoy washing with soap, and I like to stay as clean as I can, but I would never use a bar of soap inspired by bacon! If I wanted to smell like a cooked pig, I wouldn’t bother washing for a month and save the cost of this awful soap.
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This bacon-flavoured water is technically made for dogs and cats and is a premium water drink for them. Other flavours include Beef, Chicken and Turkey. While it might well be made for pets, lots of people have been buying them as a gift for bacon lovers everywhere.
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Vodka and coke? Cool! Vodka and bacon? Not so cool! But if you are a vodka connoisseur, you might have to try this, and it sure would make for an unusual gift idea for anyone. But I personally don’t think I would bring myself to drink it.
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I have often heard the saying of bringing home cash, being called “bring home the bacon” but never before have I seen a wallet that the stuff has inspired! It doesn’t even look nice; I just find that very strange.
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Did you now know about the amazing healing abilities of bacon? No!?! Well, that is because it doesn’t have any, therefore making these bacon plasters slightly pointless!
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I always dry shave, but this rich bacon lather cream comes for those who do use shaving cream! Why on earth would you want to shave with something that smells of bacon?!? Maybe I am just not getting this whole bacon love thing.
Bacon Perfume – Buy Now on Amazon: >> Click Here <<
Nothing drives a man wild than the smell of bacon. But that is bacon that is being cooked! Spraying bacon perfume over yourself will never mean bacon lovers everywhere flock to you like birds to bread. It just means you will smell like breakfast!
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For this blog, I really have saved the worst for last and have to admit that I have no idea where to start with them. I like to keep my blog as family-friendly and clean as possible, but when it comes to the worst things inspired by bacon, these were always going to win.
Whether it’s bacon-infused treats, sizzling kitchen gadgets, or fun, bacon-themed accessories, these gifts are guaranteed to delight any bacon lover. With so many unique and delicious options to choose from, you’ll have no trouble finding the perfect present to surprise that bacon-obsessed friend (or yourself!).
Now that you’ve seen our top picks, which bacon-inspired gift caught your eye? Let us know in the comments below! And if you’re ready to spread the bacon love, be sure to share this article with your fellow bacon enthusiasts. After all, life is better with bacon!