If like me you find snakes of all shapes and sizes a little bit scary, you might like to see these ten snakes in tiny hats because it makes them look a lot less frightening and a lot more like the fun pet their owners see them as. Not all snakes are the same it seems and their little hats help their slithery personalities shine through…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best Snake Jokes
10 – “When I goto Steampunk parties I always go in full dress code”
Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
9 – “Why does my hat keep buzzing?”
Q: What is a snakes favourite dance?
A: The Mamba
8 – “I’m off out sssshopping, the sssales are on you know!”
Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical
7 – “Have you seen my Poncho?”
Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
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6 – “Where isssss the candlessss?”
Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
5 – “I’m off to the sssummer ball good man, don’t wait up.”
Q: What’s a snake’s favourite school subject?
A: Math, because it’s an adder!
4 – “This is my new Eassster hat, it was on sale.”
Q: What is a snake’s favourite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
3 – “I found this fez on the floor of a strip club!”…”It’s a what?!?”
Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
2 – “You don’t wake a sleepin’ rattler!”
Q: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
A: Because the adder, adder handkerchief !
1 – “Good day to you good sssssssir.”
Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull!
