Being tall (6 Foot, 3 inches) I am always happy to help someone out who needs something from the top shelf in a supermarket or somewhere or thing just out of their own reach. But I just don’t think enough about how tall I really am, after all, there are not many people like myself that can change a light-bulb without a stepladder! Or is there…
Ten People Who Need a Ladder, but Found Other Ways to Do the Job
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Quotes About Ladders
10 – It is what Sofas were made for!
Ron White once said: ”I’ve never been one to look up the ladders of life. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.”
9 – When this guy told me his wife walk all over him, I didn’t expect it to be literally!
Norman Cook once said: ”I’m very superstitious… I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.”
8 – When I told him to use a painters 3 step this is not what I meant!!!
Ezra Taft Benson once said: ”The proud depend upon the world to tell them whether they have value or not. Their self-esteem is determined by where they are judged to be on the ladders of worldly success. They feel worthwhile as individuals if the numbers beneath them in achievement, talent, beauty, or intellect are large enough.”
7 – Seems that the lesson “Use all the resources that are around you!” is the next week.
Rachel Maddow once said: ”A handkerchief can never be put in another pocket after it has been in one pocket. I don’t walk under ladders. I have items of clothing that are lucky for me. That rotates, but I am luck-oriented.”
6 – So is this guy off his trolley, or on it?!?
5 – Rock climbers don’t need ladders, they just need doors!
George Woodcock once said: ”I don’t believe in kicking away ladders. By that, I mean the ladders by which I ascended as a young writer, small magazines that didn’t pay anything, and that sort of thing.”
4 – I tried this once with two Lop-eared rabbits! …it didn’t end well.
Sophie Ellis Bextor once said: ”I don’t know why people think I’m polished – I often leave the house with buttons missing and ladders in my tights.”
3 – To be fair to them, cats don’t really know what a ladder is! So dogs will have to do.
Steven Patrick Morrissey once said: ”The game of life is full of tricky snakes and ladders.”
2 – “Just climb George you lazy bum, I’m hungry so get me those scraps!”
Andrew Bogut once said: ”I’ve had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.”
1 – “So tell me, Fred, why do they call you Steps?!?”
Carl Jung once said: ”In my case Pilgrim’s Progress consisted in my having to climb down a thousand ladders until I could reach out my hand to the little clod of earth that I am.”