Creepiness: a concept that often elicits shivers down the spine and sends goosebumps racing across the skin. But what if we told you that lurking beneath the shadows of discomfort lies a realm of humor? Yes, you read that right! Join us on a whimsical journey as we uncover ten sidesplitting quotes about the art of being creepy. From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud observations, get ready to embrace the lighter side of the eerie and discover just how funny being creepy can be as well as some funny pictures of cats being rather creepy to enjoy along the way…
Unveiling the Quirky Side of Creepiness: Ten Hilarious Quotes That’ll Make You Chuckle
10 – “my skin rots where you touch it, so I will stay behind this if you don’t mind”
Kesha once said: ”I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up.”
9 – “Heeeeeeres Kitty!”
Douglas Coupland once said: ”Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?”
8 – “Oh boy, I need some Texas-style dip right now.”
Penn Jillette once said: ”We knew that we were kind of odd and creepy, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.”
7 – “If you roll your eyes at me one more time, I’m going to knock them out of your head.”
Carrie Underwood once said: ”I’m a private person, and I don’t want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It’s creepy!”
6 – “You’re Going to Need Glasses if You Keep Staring at me like that!”
Harry Connick, Jr. once said: ”There are people who can’t stand me, they say, ‘God, he makes me sick’, or, ‘He’s creepy’, but it doesn’t affect me too badly.”
5 – “See my finger, see my thumb, see me pounce, you’d better run!”
Chuck Jones once said: ” Us human beings will line up for miles to buy buckets full of catastrophes, but don’t try selling sunshine and light – you’ll go broke.”
4 – “If you don’t open this door soon your shoes will become my kitty tray.”
Olivia Wilde once said: ”I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?”
3 – “Can’t feed me because you’re too busy!? Well, be prepared to talk in a high pitch tone.”
George A. Romero once said: ”I don’t think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed.”
2 – “Can I interest you in some blinds? Or maybe me making you blind!”
Crispin Glover once said: ”It’s like, you can’t have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you’re considered crazy and should be in a mental institution. Now, that’s what I find creepy. I’m eccentric. I am not messed up.”
1 “I’m the genie of the vase and you’ll be wishing you never saw me!”
Sean Parker once said: ”Look – There’s good creepy and there’s bad creepy. Today’s creepy is tomorrow’s necessity.”