I have a slight confession to tell you all. You see despite my love of cats and all the fun I have seeing them and reading about them in all our Caturday posts, I am in fact quite afraid of them! Kittens particularly scare me, but not because anything bad that happened to me as a kid, nothing like that, it is the unpredictability of them. Some people would call this post “top 10 ‘soon’ memes” but I like to call them…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best Quotes About Being Creepy
10 – “my skin rots where you touch it, so I will stay behind this if you don’t mind”
Kesha once said: ”I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up.”
9 – “Heeeeeeres Kitty!”
Douglas Coupland once said: ”Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?”
8 – “Oh boy, I need some Texas-style dip right now.”
Penn Jillette once said: ”We knew that we were kind of odd and creepy, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.”
7 – “If you roll your eyes at me one more time, I’m going to knock them out of your head.”
Carrie Underwood once said: ”I’m a private person, and I don’t want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It’s creepy!”
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6 – “You’re Going to Need Glasses if You Keep Staring at me like that!”
Harry Connick, Jr. once said: ”There are people who can’t stand me, they say, ‘God, he makes me sick’, or, ‘He’s creepy’, but it doesn’t affect me too badly.”
5 – “See my finger, see my thumb, see me pounce, you’d better run!”
Chuck Jones once said: ” Us human beings will line up for miles to buy buckets full of catastrophes, but don’t try selling sunshine and light – you’ll go broke.”
4 – “If you don’t open this door soon your shoes will become my kitty tray.”
Olivia Wilde once said: ”I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?”
3 – “Can’t feed me because you’re too busy!? Well, be prepared to talk in a high pitch tone.”
George A. Romero once said: ”I don’t think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed.”
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2 – “Can I interest you in some blinds? Or maybe me making you blind!”
Crispin Glover once said: ”It’s like, you can’t have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you’re considered crazy and should be in a mental institution. Now, that’s what I find creepy. I’m eccentric. I am not messed up.”
1 “I’m the genie of the vase and you’ll be wishing you never saw me!”
Sean Parker once said: ”Look – There’s good creepy and there’s bad creepy. Today’s creepy is tomorrow’s necessity.”