Ten Very Creepiest Cats You Will Not Want to Smooth

I have a slight confession to tell you all. You see despite my love of cats and all the fun I have seeing them and reading about them in all our Caturday posts, I am in fact quite afraid of them!  Kittens particularly scare me, but not because anything bad that happened to me as a kid, nothing like that, it is the unpredictability of them. Some people would call this post “top 10 ‘soon’ memes” but I like to call them…

 


BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best Quotes About Being Creepy


 

Creepy Cat Behind a Net Curtain
Creepy Cat Behind a Net Curtain

10 – “my skin rots where you touch it, so I will stay behind this if you don’t mind”

Kesha once said: ”I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up.”

Creepy Cat Looking Through a Hole in the Door
Creepy Cat Looking Through a Hole in the Door

9 – “Heeeeeeres Kitty!”

Douglas Coupland once said: ”Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?”

Creepy Cat Looking Through Window at a Bird
Creepy Cat Looking Through Window at a Bird

8 – “Oh boy, I need some Texas-style dip right now.”

Penn Jillette once said: ”We knew that we were kind of odd and creepy, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.”

Scary cat looking over the sofa
Scary cat looking over the sofa

7 – “If you roll your eyes at me one more time, I’m going to knock them out of your head.”

Carrie Underwood once said: ”I’m a private person, and I don’t want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It’s creepy!”

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Creepy Cat Poking Head Through Sofa
Creepy Cat Poking Head Through Sofa

6 – “You’re Going to Need Glasses if You Keep Staring at me like that!”

Harry Connick, Jr. once said: ”There are people who can’t stand me, they say, ‘God, he makes me sick’, or, ‘He’s creepy’, but it doesn’t affect me too badly.”

Creepy Cat Climbing a Wall Ready to Attack
Creepy Cat Climbing a Wall Ready to Attack

5 – “See my finger, see my thumb, see me pounce, you’d better run!”

Chuck Jones once said: ” Us human beings will line up for miles to buy buckets full of catastrophes, but don’t try selling sunshine and light – you’ll go broke.”

Creepy Cat Looking Through Window
Creepy Cat Looking Through Window

4 – “If you don’t open this door soon your shoes will become my kitty tray.”

Olivia Wilde once said: ”I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?”

Creepy Cat Poking Out From Under a Laptop
Creepy Cat Poking Out From Under a Laptop

3 – “Can’t feed me because you’re too busy!? Well, be prepared to talk in a high pitch tone.”

George A. Romero once said: ”I don’t think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed.”

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Creepy Cat Looking Through gap in the Window Blinds
Creepy Cat Looking Through gap in the Window Blinds

2 – “Can I interest you in some blinds? Or maybe me making you blind!”

Crispin Glover once said: ”It’s like, you can’t have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you’re considered crazy and should be in a mental institution. Now, that’s what I find creepy. I’m eccentric. I am not messed up.”

Creepy Cat Poking out of a Vase
Creepy Cat Poking out of a Vase

1 “I’m the genie of the vase and you’ll be wishing you never saw me!”

Sean Parker once said: ”Look – There’s good creepy and there’s bad creepy. Today’s creepy is tomorrow’s necessity.”

Author: Gus Barge

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