10. Peacock Palette firework
This multi shot cake promises a vibrant fan of colour worthy of the bird itself. The best versions open into a wide semicircle that resembles a peacock showing off. Set it against a dark backdrop to let the colours truly sing.
9. Cat Fight firework
When cats argue the result can be a proper screech. This noisy box does its best impression with whistles, crackles and rapid bursts. It is a crowd pleaser at a distance but make sure the real moggies are tucked up indoors first.
8. Horseshoe Crab firework
Spins on the ground, emits flames and throws sparks. That is the official description and it certainly sounds like something you would scuttle away from. Best enjoyed on a clear, level surface with plenty of room to spare.
7. Haunted Fish firework
Fish by name, not so fish by nature. Expect quick bursts and cheeky flaming pearls that dart upwards. If there is a species that shoots flaming balls from its mouth we have not met it yet, but this is the next best thing for a laugh.
6. Bump Bear firework
The Winda Bump Bear has a delightfully silly name and a punchy set of effects. Think fiery lift, bold colour and a healthy thump of sound reports. It is not grizzly, but it does leave its mark on the night.
5. Hen and Chicken themed fireworks
Two novelties for the price of one. The box promises showers of sparks and perky pops. It may not be quite like dawn on the farmyard, yet in the right running order it brings a fun, clucking interlude to a family show.
4. Killer Bees fireworks
These are not gentle honey makers. Expect buzzy whistles, rapid stings of light and a lively finale. Keep spectators well back, follow the instructions and pretend you are in a nature documentary with a very excited narrator.
3. Giant Octopus firework
A cephalopod with eight arms and a box of multi shots. Imagine tendrils of light striking in all directions and you are close. Fans of B movies will approve and the effect looks superb reflected on water, provided it is launched safely and well away from the shoreline.
2. Black Cobra Snakes fireworks
These classic cobras are more like black worms that coil and grow as they burn, but the eerie shape still earns a cheer. They are simple, strange and perfect for younger spectators who prefer quieter effects.
1. Pooping Dog firework
It should not work, yet it absolutely does. The sideways snake effect becomes a comedy masterpiece when shaped like a dog doing its business. Equal parts daft and brilliant, and somehow one of the best-selling novelties around.
Safety and UK Legal Notes
Buy from reputable retailers, read and follow the instructions, and keep recommended distances. In the UK there are specific rules on sale times, usage hours and minimum ages for purchase.
Plan your running order so quieter pieces start the show, building to louder effects later. Let neighbours know your timings and consider vulnerable residents. Clear spent cases and check the area for wildlife before and after.
Keep Exploring
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