When we took a look at “The Best Images of Dogs in elf Costumes” Earlier this week it seems some dogs were not happy wearing their costumes. But what about cats? Surely they love Christmas time even if they are only looking forward to attacking the Christmas tree! So I thought I would even the dog to cat ratio out again and bring you…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Elf Jokes
10 – “Why? Why do you do this to me and then question why I scratch you?!? WHY?”
Q: What kind of music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music!
9 – “This is only for us right? This is not going to magically appear on the internet is it?”
Q: Why do elves scratch themselves?
A: Because they’re the only ones who know where it’s itchy!
8 – “Dashing through the snow, in a one dog open sleigh!”
Q: How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten, one to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
7 – “Santa sucks, he tried paying me with stupid toys and not kitty nibbles! ”
Q: What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
A: An Elfevator
6 – “Put me down, or I will put you down!”
Q: What do they call a wild elf in Wyoming?
A: Gnome on the range!
5 – “This is not an elf costume, these are your mangy old Spock ears!”
Q: What is big, green and packs a trunk?
A: An Elfephant!
4 – “Christmas time is yum, yum, yum for my tum, tum, tum!”
Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!
3 – “The only helping I will be doing is helping myself to more turkey!”
Q: If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
A: The twelf
2 – “Let me tell you where the pointy end of this elf hat is going to end up!”
Q: Athletes get athlete’s foot, so what do elves get?
1 – “Does this hat make me look silly?!?”
Q: How do you describe a rich elf?