Watching the neighbours cat lay on their shed roof, watching the birds in the tree next to it reminded me just how lazy cats can be. That lazy ginger cat of theirs could not even be bothered to stand up to catch a bird, he was on his back, laid down just hoping his prey would come to him, and it seems cats do this all the time…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Quotes About Birds
Cat in a bird house
10 – “The service in this restaurant is appalling! I’ve been here for hours.”
Sylvester Stallone once said: “I was an ambitious child and I tended to be scatterbrained. If I was at school and saw a bird outside the window I wanted to follow it. I was adventurous.”
Cat in a bird house
9 – “I swear, the bird invited me round for dinner!”
E. O. Wilson once said: “When you have seen one ant, one bird, one tree, you have not seen them all.”
Cat in a bird house
8 – “What? I was just changing their bedding for them!”
Spiro T. Agnew once said: “Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.”
2 Cats in a bird house
7 – “Us 2? We are the bouncers for the night at the birdhouse club. Is your name down?”
P. D. James once said: “God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.”
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Cat in a bird house
6 – “Will you go away already, your spoiling my lunch.”
Tommy Douglas once said: “Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the ground like a mole. Now if only he could walk the earth like a man, this would be paradise.”
Cat in a bird house
5 – “Well that is all the garnish collected, now for the meat!”
Ivan Pavlov once said: “Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them, a man of science can never rise.”
Cat in a bird house
4 – “This property is a little small for my needs, but the meal location is excellent!”
Charlotte Bronte once said: “I am no bird, and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will.”
Cat in a bird house
3 – “And what is wrong with me going to church every now and again?!?”
Douglas Adams once said: “If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands.”
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Cat in a bird house
2 – “Hiding in an overgrown birdhouse, means I get over-fed!”
C. S. Lewis once said: “It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.”
Cat in a bird house
1 – “So you’re telling be the is not the ‘Bird & Run’ takeaway restaurant?”
Salvador Dali once said: “Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.”