If there is something I really enjoy in life it is my Sunday dinners. It is not just the meat, roast potatoes, cabbage or gravy, it is all of it together, as a meal, as a British tradition. But as I get older I realised that I do in fact start to get tired of them! I just hope I don’t end up looking like any of this lot…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Best “Waiter! Waiter!” Jokes
10 – Dog
Customer: Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers.
9 – Gerbils
Customer: Waiter! Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: So why aren’t you laughing?
8 – Baby wombat
Customer: Waiter! Waiter! Have you got asparagus?
Waiter: We don’t serve sparrows and my name is not Gus!
7 – Ferret
Customer: Waiter! Waiter! Do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Yes sir, take a seat. We’ll serve anyone.
6 – Meerkats
Customer: Waiter! Waiter! Your thumb’s in my soup!
Waiter: That’s all right, sir, it’s not hot.
5 – Chicken
Customer: Waiter, Waiter there’s a crocodile in my soup!
Waiter: Well sir you told me to make it snappy!
4 – Pig
Customer: Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with these eggs?
Waiter: I don’t know Sir, I only laid the table.
3 – Squirrel
Customer: Waiter, Waiter! I can’t eat this chicken! Call the Manager!
Waiter: It’s no good Sir, he won’t eat it either!
2 – Goat
Customer: Waiter, waiter this food’s not fit for a pig!
Waiter: Sorry Sir, I’ll get you some that is.
1 – Rabbit
Customer: Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: I’m not surprised Sir, it was ground this morning!