If you are like me then you will love a bit of toast in the morning. It doesn’t matter what you have on it as well as we saw in my post “Top 10 Best Things to Have on Toast“. But today I felt the love of toast had gone too far. As a breakfast snack it is quick, easy and tasty. But as a gift idea is just becomes weird….
Top 10 Unusual Toast Gifts & Merchandise
10 – Plasters
Have you fallen over and cut yourself? Have you also used up all the weird first-aid plaster you got from my post “Top 10 Unusual first-aid Plasters?” Well then maybe it is time to get some of these cool toast ones instead. Weird, and only good if you have a single cut as if you need quite a few of them you are going to look rather silly covered in slices of toast!
9 – 3 Blobs in a row to win.
My mum always told me never to play with my food, but maybe she didn’t know you could buy a Tic-Tac-Toe toast stamper! Deadly simple to do, the only hard part is choosing where to put your blob of food next.
8 – Inflatable Toast?
We have already seen some rather odd inflatables in my post “Top 10 Unusual Inflatables” but is this going too far? Well I am sure that it is supposed to be a joke/fun gift item. But even I would find it hard to see the “fun” in it.
7 – Bag
With toast being very “in” nowadays why not get ahead of the fashion world and get yourself one of these handy toast shoulder bags! Sure I joke, but with a Tan leather exterior with tan taffeta lining this is one very serious bag indeed!
6 – Jotter Pads
I think if I had known about it, these toast-it notes might well have made it into my post “Top 10 Unusual post-it notes“, but I have to wonder if the only thing you can write on is the blog of paper butter, or can you write on the toast its self.
5 – Mattress
Do you have wild and crazy dreams about being a slice of toast and being chased by knobs of butter and jam? Well nor me, but maybe we would if we went to sleep on this inflatable toast mattress!
4 – Coasters
Having toast is only one single element of a good breakfast, and having a cup of coffee is another. But the last thing you need is a ring stain on the breakfast table and these toast themed coasters are going to help out rather nicely with that problem.
3 – USB Hub
This is in fact 2 separate items. The USB toaster hub is kind of cool, but it is the 4 toaster memory sticks that we are really here for. Each one contains a micro USB card port so it can be as big as you need it to be and there are 4 very different styles (or flavours) of toast to choose from.
2 – Wallet
In one of the strangest wallets you will ever see comes this toast themed one. With several pockets and slots to hold all the credit cards and notes you are ever going to need, but with a high quality toast print design to it.
1 – Bath Set
For me this bath set ticks all the right boxes. A slice of toast shaped sponge? Check! A pot of strawberry jam body wash? Check! And above all else it is affordable, unique and perfect for anyone (like myself) who loves toast.