Top 10 Nerdy and Unusual Chopping Boards

There has been a debate raging since the dawn of time. This isn’t science Vs Religion, Not wooden roller coasters Vs Steel ones this is a little more humble than those. It is the age old debate of wooden chopping boards VS plastic ones! Because it seems that some people really do prefer one kind over the other. But I am about to throw the proverbial ‘cat amongst the pigeons’ or so to speak because I say that when you are a nerd like me it doesn’t matter what it is made of! Especially if it’s one of these little beauties…


Top 10 Nerdy and Unusual Chopping Boards


Triforce chopping board
Triforce chopping board

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One of the first ever posts I did was “Top 10 Triforce Gift Ideas” and while it wasn’t a major success I did enjoy making it as I do all my post! And this amazing Tri-Force inspired chopping board was in that top 10 and was well worth to be there I say.

Gamepad Chopping Board
Gamepad Chopping Board

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And what better way to get some retro happiness than to purchase this rather awesome gamepad chopping board! Sadly it is out of stock at the moment of me writing this but just hang on in there because more is due soon.

Chopping board DJ deck
Chopping board DJ deck

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Do DJ’s even use records anymore !? Probably not, but that doesn’t mean that any budding music nerd wouldn’t love this incredible DJ mixing deck chopping board!

Ouch Voodoo Cutting Board
Ouch Voodoo Cutting Board

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I have watched enough cheap, silly horror films to know that I shouldn’t mess with a voodoo whether it is in doll form or a cutting board. The “Ouch” Voodoo cutting board will help you work out some aggression while preparing a meal! Just make sure you watch those fingers!

iPad chopping Board
iPad chopping Board

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It does have to be said that this awesome Apple I-Pad inspired chopping board is a joy to look and unlike the real thing doesn’t cost the earth!

Picnic Time Sand Trap Cheese Board and Tool Set
Picnic Time Sand Trap Cheese Board and Tool Set

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Are golf fans nerds?!? Well whatever they are this amazing golf green chopping board is the perfect gift for a golf fan but I don’t even play golf and even I thought this was amazing!

Bird Feeder Chopping Board
Bird Feeder Chopping Board

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Before anyone moans yes I know the (source) link doesn’t go to the selling page like the rest but it does go to a page that tells you step-by-step how to make your own! But in truth I decided to include this one for the sheer levels of genius it is. Only a true nerd could have come up with this little beauty.

Chuck Norris Cutting Board
Chuck Norris Cutting Board

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Is there anything that Chuck Norris can’t do? Well, it seems he “cuts without a board” But exactly like it says “You are NOT Chuck Norris” so you might need this Chuck Norris inspired chopping, board!

Joseph Joseph: Index Chopping Boards and Storage Case
Joseph Joseph: Index Chopping Boards and Storage Case

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Are you like me and like things to be….just right?! Is your kitchen and living area arranged exactly how you like it? Well then maybe this is the chopping board for us. ….I mean you!

Super Mario Chopping Board
Super Mario Chopping Board

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Being a nerd myself I knew! What it was that I knew was that from the moment I saw this it was always going to be my number 1 in this list. Sure it costs the earth but its so well worth it. Perfect for Super Mario to chop those Goombas up!

109 thoughts on “Top 10 Nerdy and Unusual Chopping Boards”

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  4. With some of these you could theme your entire kitchen in a certain nerdy style. Good post.

  5. A legend of zelda chopping baord is the pefect gift for me as not only do I love the games, but also I dressed as zelda at Halloween.

  6. I don’t think you’ll find it shocking that I kind of sort of want all of these. Thought I have to mention that crumb bird feeder one is pretty genius.

  7. They’re not bad. I got three, which was lucky because I had to throw one away cos it was full of hep. that’s what happened when you use Swansea’s black market though, eh?

  8. Three was a great surprise when I scrolled down and saw the bird. I had anticipated that it was a drinking funnel, but with a choking on crumbs twist. Not that I’d ever used a drinking funnel or know what one looks like…

  9. I like the bird feeder board – if carefully positioned it could double as a cat feeder 😉

  10. Another amazing top ten list. Number 2 the color coded knife and board, OCD, or are we just well organised. The iPad IChop, nerd or not great, great ideas. Ivan

  11. You’re right, those ARE amazing! I love the earrings, too. Do they used something other than darts for that huge inflatable board??

  12. I absolutely Love the golf cutting board — I can think of several people I know who’d love having one of those! And what’s not to like about chopping veggies on top of Chuck Norris?!!

  13. and eggs! What is that all about?!? Sadly I do understand that a fear of birds is not the best thing to have at all. At least Spiders tend to try and stay away from people.

  14. That is great to hear! If you think they might like that, to check out my top 10 dart board inspired items. There is something there they just might love more.

  15. I just checked now and sadly it is because someone has brought them all. Just add them to “favourites” or contact the seller and ask when they expect to make more or get more. These posts are seen by thousands of people and any items I link to sell out quite quickly. but like I said it is worth asking the seller when they might get more in.

  16. I’d like to buy the Chuck Norris one for my wife’s birthday coming up in a few weeks. I clicked on the source, but couldn’t find any way to put one in the shopping cart. Maybe it’s just me.

  17. It was a great idea. And I appreciate you reblogging me yesterday. It was a great ride! I got lots of new followers too, so I appreciate it. If you ever need another post for sunday and you are in dire need just let me know! 🙂

  18. Yeah a lot of the blogs I seen and read said much the same thing about it. And to be fair it doesn’t cost that much! I thought it was a nice link after your great blog to do this.

  19. I actually like #2 the best. I’ve been tempted to get it several times. I like it because I cook a lot and having more then one board just makes sense, and it doesn’t take up a whole lot of counter space 🙂

  20. Pretty much anything with a beak. It all started when an Emu came after me and I locked myself in the car. It pecked the living daylights out of my hood. Not cool. Downhill from there on. It’s okay to laugh. Chickens are the worst.

  21. Yes, with the crumbs feeding the bird! I did like that one for the Genius factor, but sadly I also don’t have a bird. But I don’t fear them. So are you scared of wild birds?

  22. My fave is #3 Although I’m sure if Chuck ever find your blog he’ll chop that board in half from across the pond with his MIND.

  23. After paying for them you wouldn’t be able to use them – you couldn’t afford the food 😆 I’m torn between the golf one, the iPad and the speaker system 😉

  24. Every time I click on one of your verybesttopten posts, it costs me a hypothetical fortune! My favourite in this post is definitely the Super Mario board. Yes, it does cost quite a bit, but it’s so fab that it would actually inspire me to buy more vegetables just to be able to use it 🙂

Which one did you like?