Top 10 Gift Ideas for People Who Love Bacon

“Oh yeah! Bacon goes with everything, you can make whatever you wanted from bacon!” Here is a news flash for everyone who has ever said that…It doesn’t! And this post is all about the things that bacon really should have interfered with. Many of them you would have seen before in my previous posts, but I think it is better to see them all in one place to show you people we need to stop the bacon invasion now! Let the wrong doings commence…

 


Top 10 Gift Ideas for People Who Love Bacon


 

Bacon inspired lip balm
Bacon inspired lip balm

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First seen in my post “Top 10 Unusual Lip Balms” this is just the start of what is wrong with this bacon invasion. Bacon on the lips might be nice for the wearer, but not so nice for the potential person kissing them.

Bacon inspired toothpaste
Bacon inspired toothpaste

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One again this was seen in my post “Top 10 Most Unusual Toothpaste” this is very wrong indeed. There is no such thing as a bacon fresh breath and believe me when I tell you that even the most hardened bacon fans find this one hard to swallow.

Bacon inspired soap
Bacon inspired soap

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I do enjoy washing with soap and I do like to stay as clean as I can, but I would never use a bar of soap that has been inspired by bacon! If I wanted to smell like a cooked pig I wouldn’t bother washing for a month and save the cost of this awful soap.

Bacon inspired water
Bacon inspired water

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This bacon flavoured water is technically made for dogs and cats and is a premium water drink for them. Other flavours include Beef, Chicken and Turkey. While it might well be made for pets, lots of people have been buying them as a gift for bacon lovers everywhere.

Bacon inspired Vodka
Bacon inspired Vodka

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Vodka and coke? Cool! Vodka and bacon? Not so cool! But if you are a bit of a vodka connoisseur then you might well have to try this, and it sure would make for an unusual gift idea for anyone. But I personally don’t think I would bring myself to drink it.

Bacon inspired wallet
Bacon inspired wallet

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I have often heard the saying of bringing home cash, being called “bring home the bacon” but never before have I seen a wallet that has been inspired by the stuff! It doesn’t even look nice, I just find that very strange indeed.

Bacon inspired plasters
Bacon inspired plasters

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Did you now know about the amazing healing abilities of bacon? No!?! Well, that is because it doesn’t any, therefore making these bacon plasters slightly pointless!

Bacon inspired shaving cream
Bacon inspired shaving cream

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I always dry shave, but for those people who do use shaving cream comes this rich bacon lather cream! Why on earth would you want to shave with something that smells of bacon?!? Maybe I am just not getting this whole bacon love thing.

Bacon inspired Perfume
Bacon inspired Perfume

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Nothing drives a man wild than the smell of bacon. But that is bacon that is being cooked! Spraying bacon perfume over yourself is never going to mean bacon lovers everywhere flock to you like birds to bread. It just means, you will smell like breakfast!

Bacon inspired Condoms
Bacon inspired Condoms

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For this blog, I really have saved the worst for last and have to admit that I have no idea where to start with them. I like to keep my blog as family friendly and clean as possible, but when it comes to worst things inspired by bacon, these were always going to win. <

67 thoughts on “Top 10 Gift Ideas for People Who Love Bacon”

  1. Is this so your pig of a man can smell like a pig. lol. I don’t eat unclean meats, seeing that pigs eat their own feces and absolutely everything else that comes within reach, (even a dead person) and it cannot sweat so none of those nasty toxins ever leave the body; I will not bring it anywhere near my body, let alone my plate… Think about that for a minute or two.

  2. Reblogged this on The Daily Random and commented:
    The Bacon lip balm would probably defeat its purpose, as I would totally be licking my lips constantly!

  3. Wow I like bacon but not that much! People definitely have too much time on their hands if they can think this stuff up. I agree that most things are good but only in small doses and in the right context. Great post Russell. 🙂
    Ann Marie

  4. ROTFL! #1 and #8 are my personal favorites. But I think the users of those products would have to be worried about being followed around by hungry dogs or cats. (Do cats eat bacon? Maybe.)

  5. Ever tried the chocolate covered bacon? Hubby brought it home last week, I wanted to like it but it reminded me of what I’d imagine a dog treat to taste like.

  6. Sorry, I must disagree. Bacon is the food of the gods. My cats swear by it, as do I (maybe that should be the first clue right there, lol) as do most of my friends. But to each their own, I suppose. Do you like bacon in it’s regular form?

  7. My sister once gave me a present that was a big box of random bacon-inspired items. Those bacon bandaids were in it (and they worked horribly! Very stiff and uncomfortable if I remember.) There was also chocolate covered bacon, and the worst offender: A bacon scented air freshener. Ick! I think a lot of these strange items are really made just as jokes, but we’d all be better off if these things were never invented.

  8. Somehow the lip balm appeals to me, and I don’t really know why… Don’t think my partner will like to taste bacon on my lips though… ^^’
    Most of these are rather creepy actually…

  9. Heh… I have to agree with ladyofthecakes… I love the bacon wallet. All the rest of them though, they stink!

  10. Our daughter bought the bacon lip balm this past July. It doesn’t taste like bacon but it does smell like it….. a lot. It is quite funny to be in the car and suddenly it smells like bacon. It will make you crave a bacon cheeseburger!

  11. I was going to ask where on earth you find these things – but I see it is on Pinterest – luckily for me I have never searched ‘bacon’ there ………. this is a truly awful ‘Top 10’! And who on earth would actually buy the stuff?? You are going above and beyond Russell in your passion to bring us up-to-date with the weirder side of life – you deserve a medal!

  12. And number 11 would have to be a singer trying to stand out in a crowd. Lady Gaga’s bacon inspired clothes!!!! Now in all honestly, how low are we as society going to, to earn an extra Dollar. But then I have never understood marketing. Ivan.

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