Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage

You don’t need me to tell you that tanks are the colours they are because khaki greens and greys can’t be seen easily from the air. But some tanks don’t get this and stick out like a sore thumb. Trust me, you are not going to need special training to spot these battle tanks of war…

 


Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage


 

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Black Army Tank

10 – Black
www.dailybackgrounds.com/army-tanks

While it doesn’t make for good camouflage painting an armoured tank black does seem to make it look even more menacing.

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Yellow Army Tank

9 – Yellow
englishrussia.com/2013/08/20/colorful-army-drill-in-pictures

Put a yellow army tank in the desert and it blends in perfectly with its background. However, place it in a mud race like this and suddenly that camouflage doesn’t work so well.

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Red Army Tank

8 – Red
englishrussia.com/2013/08/20/colorful-army-drill-in-pictures

This brightly colour tank is participating in a tank biathlon. Place your bets now because it looks like read tank is gonna win!

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Orange and Blue Spotted Army Tanks

7 – Orange and Blue Spotted
europetravelz.com/top-10-tourist-attractions-in-ukraine

Made as a tourist attraction these tanks represent the war equipment used throughout Kiev’s turbulent history.

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Green Army Tank

6 – Green
geograph.org.uk/photo/1811886

I can only guess that someone is going to get fired after this because that is clearly the wrong colour green! Talk about an easy target.

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Blue Army Tank

5 – Blue
milkyteakid.com/2015/02/book-review-rise-of-the-super-furry-animals-ric-rawlings

Made for the Super Furry animals tour is this blue tank that would look great if it could go under water. But on the ground its just a selfish opportunity.

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Multi Coloured Army Tank

4 – Multi Coloured
photography.worth1000.com/entries/70279/funny-tank

If you need to use a tank as a deterrent it doesn’t need to be in camouflage colours. This is nothing more than a photoshopped image, but it looks pretty!

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
White Army Tank

3 – White
tin247.com/dam_cuoi_xe_tang-13-21513367.html

A white tank in the middle of the urban environment is camouflage suicide! But this isn’t war, it is a wedding, and this is a dedicated wedding tank!

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Pink Army Tank

2 – Pink
www.tripomatic.com/Czech-Republic/St%C5%99edo%C4%8Desk%C3%BD-kraj/Prague/Pink-Tank

No other colour makes a tankless scary than pink. But even a pink tank in the wrong hands can be deadly. This one was painted by artist David Černý.

Top 10 Tanks That Suck At Camouflage
Orange Army Tank

1 – Orange
www.murdoconline.net/archives/5696.html

Want to go to war in a Captains Fizzy orange soda factory? Then this is the tank for you. Also, it does help get traffic out the way quicker.

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