Top 10 Obviously Fake Easter Bunnies

With Easter coming up my little boy and me, both get excited at the thought of waking up and finding out what the Easter Bunny has brought us. But the other day we were inside a supermarket when a large green Easter bunny stopped little boy and me and gave him an egg, (not me the old skinflint) all well and good you say, but upon exiting that supermarket and heading into the high street a pink Easter Bunny decided to give my little one another egg. (once again I didn’t get squat!) I thought nothing of it until we were in the car on the way home and my little boy asks “Which one was the real Easter Bunny Dad?” I didn’t really know what to say, so maybe it is time I tried to find out…


Top 10 Obviously Fake Easter Bunnies

BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Facts About Easter Bunnies


Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny

10 – Well I don’t think this is the real one because those slippers are well dodgy!

FACT: Nearly 150 million Easter cards are sent worldwide every year, but it is estimated that only 5 million of them have bunnies on them! It turns out that Easter chicks are the winner when it comes to cards with well over 20% of all cards sent featuring an image of one!

Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny

9 – Well this one seems legit, but it’s far too old-looking to be the real one.

FACT: When people eat a chocolate bunny 76% of everyone asked said that they prefer to bite off the ears first! In other stats, 5% eat the feet first and 4% eat the tail first! I am an ear man myself.

Ferret Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Ferret Dressed as the Easter Bunny

8 – Very…uuuummm…nice! But not the real one with those teeth!

FACT: We get Easter rabbit cards, images, adverts, candy and chocolates. But the original stories and literature tales about the Easter show that is was an Easter Hare! It was, in fact, the Christians who changed the symbol of the hare to the Easter bunny because they believed that the rabbit was a more friendly animal to children.

Cat Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Cat Dressed as the Easter Bunny

7 – The real Easter Bunny wouldn’t have daggers in its eyes like this one does!

FACT: So where did the original Easter “Hare” come from?!? Well, hares have always been associated with springtime since ancient times, but it is believed that the Anglo-Saxon Goddess of Spring, Eostre had a hare as her spiritual companion and that it symbolises fertility and rebirth.

Cat Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Cat Dressed as the Easter Bunny

6 – If you’re the real one, why are your ears not pink, and why do they smell funny

FACT: The idea of the egg-laying rabbit was spread around the world in the 1700’s by German immigrant family’s. They told their children to make nests, caps and bonnets, then if they were good the Easter bunny would leave them coloured eggs!

Koala Bear Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Koala Bear Dressed as the Easter Bunny

5 – You might look the part, but the real Easter bunny would only eat chocolate!

FACT: The Easter egg being a symbol for renewal, rebirth, etc., which ties back to Christ’s resurrection

Horse Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Horse Dressed as the Easter Bunny

4 – You do look the part, but why the long face?!

FACT: Every wondered why the two things eggs and rabbits are together? Well during the Middle Ages the rabbit was associated with chicken eggs since both were symbols of fertility and rebirth in the spring the two things were always given to people! A rabbit to eat, and some chicken eggs to go with it! Although that doesn’t sound like a nice meal at all.

Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny

3 – The real Easter Bunny wouldn’t have to force a smile it would be natural!

FACT: Back when the Europeans began to settle in Australia, they didn’t realise that there were no rabbits until Easter time! So throughout the course of the next year they shipped in nearly 500 of them. Within the space of a few months there were thousands!

Dogs Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Dogs Dressed as the Easter Bunny

2 – Well all three of you can’t be the real one, someone is lying here so who is it?!

FACT: An estimated 90 million chocolate Easter bunnies are made for Easter every year! That is well over 2900 tons of chocolate! Most of those are sold by Lindt.

Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Dog Dressed as the Easter Bunny

1 – Oh I give up, this is just getting ridiculous!!!

FACT: In a survey of 5,000 children, it showed a sad stat that 4.3% of all the kids involved with the study believed that rabbits lay eggs!

116 Comments

  1. Lena Pocock September 18, 2014
  2. Russell Deasley March 30, 2013
  3. beautystalkers March 30, 2013
  4. Russell Deasley March 29, 2013
  5. flanorina March 29, 2013
  6. D-LightFull March 29, 2013
  7. Russell Deasley March 29, 2013
  8. debdak March 29, 2013
  9. Tosta Mista's Posts in Portugal March 29, 2013
  10. Tosta Mista's Posts in Portugal March 29, 2013
  11. Russell Deasley March 29, 2013
  12. Russell Deasley March 29, 2013
  13. Russell Deasley March 29, 2013
  14. Lee Kaplanian March 29, 2013
  15. dbubble12 March 29, 2013
  16. westseventhfreelance March 28, 2013
  17. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  18. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  19. dbubble12 March 28, 2013
  20. beautystalkers March 28, 2013
  21. afriendforever54 March 28, 2013
  22. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  23. Gabriela March 28, 2013
  24. brooklinmommy March 28, 2013
  25. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  26. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  27. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  28. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  29. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  30. Sizi March 28, 2013
  31. Heather March 28, 2013
  32. krisdw76 March 28, 2013
  33. krisdw76 March 28, 2013
  34. offthehookbykeke March 28, 2013
  35. ahundredauthors March 28, 2013
  36. sistasertraline March 28, 2013
  37. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  38. amintiridinbucatarie March 28, 2013
  39. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  40. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  41. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  42. amintiridinbucatarie March 28, 2013
  43. ahundredauthors March 28, 2013
  44. clairebear2013 March 28, 2013
  45. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  46. bellnight March 28, 2013
  47. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  48. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  49. Tosta Mista's Posts in Portugal March 28, 2013
  50. Tosta Mista's Posts in Portugal March 28, 2013
  51. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  52. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  53. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  54. Russell Deasley March 28, 2013
  55. kulamm March 28, 2013
  56. Leisa March 28, 2013
  57. mkesling63 March 28, 2013
  58. mummyshymz March 27, 2013
  59. Lee Kaplanian March 27, 2013
  60. tootonesbored March 27, 2013
  61. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  62. Comfortably Numb March 27, 2013
  63. Gail Schechter March 27, 2013
  64. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  65. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  66. Brijit Elouise March 27, 2013
  67. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  68. The Laughing Duck March 27, 2013
  69. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  70. Gail Schechter March 27, 2013
  71. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  72. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  73. monochromejunkie March 27, 2013
  74. The Laughing Duck March 27, 2013
  75. Alastair March 27, 2013
  76. mkesling63 March 27, 2013
  77. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  78. mkesling63 March 27, 2013
  79. the eternal traveller March 27, 2013
  80. sweetness6645 March 27, 2013
  81. Jennifer March 27, 2013
  82. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  83. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  84. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  85. sweetness6645 March 27, 2013
  86. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  87. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  88. ernqueen March 27, 2013
  89. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  90. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  91. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  92. lifewithpinkprincesses March 27, 2013
  93. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  94. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  95. laniersmith March 27, 2013
  96. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  97. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  98. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  99. Russell Deasley March 27, 2013
  100. Jennifer March 27, 2013
  101. the eternal traveller March 27, 2013
  102. elizabethgelhard March 27, 2013
  103. Micha March 27, 2013
  104. Alastair March 27, 2013
  105. Our Adventure in Croatia March 27, 2013
  106. sweetness6645 March 27, 2013
  107. Michelle de Caires March 27, 2013
  108. Leisa March 27, 2013
  109. ernqueen March 27, 2013
  110. laniersmith March 27, 2013

Which one did you like?