Top 10 Nerdy and Creative Painted Eggs

When I was little I can remember that I hated Easter. But not because my family couldn’t afford chocolate eggs because although we couldn’t we always got some off neighbours and relatives that were better off. No, I hated it because it was that time of year I was forced by the school art teacher into painting an Easter inspired egg! News Flash!!! I have no art skill at all! Not one bit. My eggs would always be the class laughing-stock. But looking back it seems I just needed to be a bit more of a nerd! Then maybe I might have been able to pull off one of these bad boys…

 


Top 10 Nerdy and Creative Painted Eggs

BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Facts About Chocolate Easter Eggs


 

Yoda Painted Easter Egg
Yoda Painted Easter Egg

10 – “Look inside yourself and you will find….yolk?!?”

FACT: We must be a wealthy lot here in the UK because stats show in 2013 each child received an (on average) 8.8 chocolate Easter eggs! Not in my house, that is for sure.

Super Hero Painted Easter Eggs
Super Hero Painted Easter Eggs

9 – Eggvengers Scrambled

FACT: Provided that you melted down the chocolate Easter egg and sweets, then compacted all the packaging materials, studies show that Easter egg packaging is 98% air! Even if you don’t melt it down the study also shows that 40% of packaging space was not needed!

Zombie Painted Easter Eggs
Zombie Painted Easter Eggs

8 – The Walking Egg (In a twist Andrew Lincoln Played “Egg” in “This Life + 10”)

FACT: This is a sad statistic if you ask me, but a survey of 5,000 children found that 58% of them thought chocolate Easter eggs the most important part of Easter! Now here is the real bad one, over 38% of them did not know that Easter had any religious links at all!

Portal companion cube Painted Easter Eggs
Portal companion cube Painted Easter Eggs

7 – This should have made it on this blog post as well->Top 10 Portal Cube Items

FACT: Just how much chocolate is sold at Easter time? Well, sales stats show that 10% of all chocolate spending for the whole year is done at Easter time!

Angry Birds Painted Easter Eggs
Angry Birds Painted Easter Eggs

6 – Make sure you don’t start chucking them at pigs!

FACT: Despite the fact that most people associate Easter with chocolate eggs, it is obviously chicken eggs that are the most traditional food of Easter Sunday. Although I always remember having both on Easter day!

Futurama Painted Easter Eggs
Futurama Painted Easter Eggs

5 – ” My God, it’s the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend, all eggs!!!”

FACT: I am also guilty of falling into this fact, stats say that one in five children has made themselves ill by eating too many chocolate Easter Eggs.

T.A.R.D.I.S Painted Easter Eggs
T.A.R.D.I.S Painted Easter Eggs

4 – Time And Relative Dimension In Space Eggs!?! Sounds like a B-Movie to me.

FACT: 43% of all kids who will receive chocolate Easter eggs say they eat their first chocolate egg before Easter Sunday! But stats also show that 70% of what is left for Easter Sunday are eaten after 11 o’clock.

Dalek Painted Easter Eggs
Dalek Painted Easter Eggs

3 – Sorry I just can’t resist saying it….EGGSTERMINATE!!

FACT: To those of us that live here in the UK this will come as no surprise at all, but the world’s most popular chocolate Easter egg is the Cadbury’s Creme Egg. Each and every year they sells 1.5 million! ‘Hey, what’s your name? Egg. That’s a beautiful name’

Super Mario World Painted Easter Eggs
Super Mario World Painted Easter Eggs

2 – All my happy memories done as painted eggs

FACT: The world’s tallest chocolate Easter egg stood at a mouth-watering 10.39 metres height! And it weighed a jaw aching 7,200 kg. Try hiding that one for the Easter hunt!

Yoshi Eggs Painted Easter Eggs
Yoshi Eggs Painted Easter Eggs

1 – The perfect painted Easter Eggs for the Super Mario Bros.

FACT: The world’s very first chocolate egg (please note that this stat is for chocolate eggs only) was produced right here in the UK way back in 1873! Fry’s of Bristol in fact.

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