Top 10 Images of Cows with Their Heads Stuck

Have you ever been in a field full of cows and suddenly they start to follow you? You see, cows seem to have a naturally curious side to them. But this blog post is more about why they follow us. Are cows really naturally curious or are they just a little bit daft? I personally think it is the latter and I intend to prove it as I bring you…


Top 10 Images of Cows with Their Heads Stuck

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Cow with head stuck in washing machine
Cow with head stuck in washing machine

10 – When Daisy tried to clean her hair in a washing machine things didn’t very well at all.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

Cow with head stuck in metal grain pipe
Cow with head stuck in metal grain pipe

9 – “I’m telling you there is someone in here!”…”…’Hello’…..’hello’ see! Echo who now”

Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Cow with head stuck in concrete support stand
Cow with head stuck in concrete support stand

8 – “OK I know this looks bad but it all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t….”

Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Cow with head stuck in steel support stand
Cow with head stuck in steel support stand

7 – “It all started with the sheep betting me £5 I couldn’t copy this picture of a cow with….”

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Cow with head stuck in metal gate
Cow with head stuck in metal gate

6 – “It all started with Karen over in field 2 saying how much greener their grass was!”

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Cow with head stuck in a tree
Cow with head stuck in a tree

5 – “You lie, Brenda, there are no magical fairy’s in here!”

Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.

Cow with head stuck in tractor tyre
Cow with head stuck in tractor tyre

4 – “You think this is strange you should see the truck that hit me!”

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Cow with head stuck in plastic patio chair
Cow with head stuck in plastic patio chair

3 – “I have no idea what happened here but…THAT….is what I call a party!!!”

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.

Cow with head stuck in a wooden ladder
Cow with head stuck in a wooden ladder

2 – DIY cow is not happy with all the people taking pictures of him while he works.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Cow with head stuck on toy car
Cow with head stuck on toy car

1 – “Stop staring at me Tracy and get in the car!”

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

155 thoughts on “Top 10 Images of Cows with Their Heads Stuck”

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  4. Very original, thank you, the concept made me giggle. Obviously, cows with heads stuck in things is not funny….. but, a part of this wonderful world we live in. Have a great day!

  5. My mum grew up in Pakistan, she would have herded the poor animal herself if my dad hadn’t insisted they find the actual farmer.
    They’re not small but don’t spook ’em and they’re quite lovely creatures. Just standing there… chewing.

  6. I just never know what types of humor I might find here in the world of wordpress – thank you for a much needed giggle. Photo #1 resulted in coffee coming out my nose!

  7. *LOL* Well in fact I did find out that farmers will often leave these things in the field for cows to play with! apparently they love toys like toy cars, tyres and washing machines.

  8. I think I need an award for keeping a straight face whilst reading this with tears of mirth running down my face. Yes, I’m at work and yes, my boss sits next to me.
    Fantastic – where on earth did you find these pictures?!!
    Thanks for lifting my spirits and it’s not even a Friday.

  9. Loved #1! Makes you wonder though, why were some of these things in the field with the cows anyway? A washing machine? “Yup, gonna wash my laundry out here in the pasture amongst the cow pies. Seems like a good place.” Here in the USA, we keep our washing machines in the house….unless, of course, you’re a backwoods hillbilly….then it’s on your front porch or in the yard. 🙂

  10. Well that is high praise indeed, and here is where it gets a little odd, because many a farmer will put things (old toys, ladders, tyres) for the cows to interact with and play with! Very strange but true.

  11. No. 3 had me giggling but no.1 made me snort. You must stop making me snort. It is most unladylike.

  12. Your article made me smile 🙂 I used to live in Germany and spent many hours sitting by a stream, just watching the cows and the funny things they do. They are so peaceful.

  13. The car one is my favorite! I feel sorry for those dumb cows, but you have to admit that probably more stupid humans than cows get their heads stuck in something. Poor cows! And I had a patient share a pretty gnarly cow story today. I do not want anyone else to have the image in their head, so I will save y’all from it.

  14. You had me ROFLOL with this one. The patio chair and the toy car are the best. I want to know how the cow was able to get to either of them. Are you going to try and tell me that people sit in a cow pasture or that kids play there? This is too funny. Can’t wait to see what you do tomorrow.

  15. I grew up around cows and this is brilliant. Even better are your captions. Cows are totally curious…my son wants to change our car horn to a “moooo” just to see what cows would do as we pass them.

  16. Cows are delightfully silly. My last house was in front of an open field and there must have been a broken bit of fence somewhere because once, my mother looked up from her washing up at the back garden to find a cow contentedly staring back at her.
    The farmer was called. ’twas a humorous day.
    Fun post, maybe the cows just want big necklaces…

  17. Cows are dumb. They really are – we had them growing up and they’re almost as bad as goats, eating things they shouldn’t and sticking their heads where they don’t belong. Ha.

  18. Bonkers, cows are bonkers, I knew a steer who put his head through a gate and walked off with it.. took it right off the hinges, the one with the chair is pretty funny, not so funny is releasing the cow! c

  19. This is for real. There was a pub in Bishop’s Stortford where, on the ceiling beams, they has hot cross buns dating back to the 60s. Every Easter, they’d buy a hot cross bub and nail it up.
    They don’t go off, they dry out like pemican. And of course many of them dated from the era when you could smoke in pubs, so they were kippered as well.

  20. One tends to think cows don’t have much personality or brains, I agree they are more daft, but only to us. They see themselves as logical, it’s humans are daft pillocks. They actually have rather cute faces, as if there is a lot more going on inside their head than just chewing their cud. I found all of them hilarious, plus the captions certainly hep a lot. Yes, #1 is great, it make me chuckle and giggle.

  21. Twelve steps, son Twelve steps.
    Oh sod it I like nutters.
    I have a very good collection of photographs of sausage rolls. Really, i have hundreds, going back to 1978. They don’t look too good now of course, but most of the blue furry bits have gone now

  22. Thank you Ivan! That is cool to hear you say that, and mostly I get idea on Pinterest because people will make a “pin board” with hundreds of these kind of weird things in them, and then I come alone and pick the best 10. Not hard at all, the hard work comes into finding the original source of the image and give the photographer credit for it, sometimes I can be E-Mailing and searching backwards for hours on 1 single image, and there is ALWAYS 1.

  23. That’s good then! At least with the pencil sharpeners you didn’t need a disclaimer! Lol.

  24. Awww the poor things. Cows are really not known for their brains. We love them for their bodies. Hahaha! 🙂

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